Articles tagged with: Pamela Anderson
WEBTHUMP! 28 October 2009
10 - Dyson's Air Multiplier: clearly amazing, but its explanation doesn't half make us feel thick - YouTube 9 - Pamela Anderson in her knickers. You know, FOR ONCE - AmyGrindhouse 8 - And now, the most genuinely gruesome thing you will see all day - Geekologie 7 - All the best Windows 7 news you could ever want, if you want it - Interestment
Look Kids, It’s Some Hollywood Stars Doing Panto!
For those who don't know what Panto is, it's like a really rowdy play at the theatre, where babies are allowed to weep hysterically throughout, old men have permission to shout racist slurs at the soap opera actors, most of whom casually blurt out crudely masked sexual references in front of an auditorium mainly comprising eight-year-olds. As is befitting such a glorious show, Panto season coincides with Christmas. The big news this year is that Pamela Anderson will be taking part in a production of Aladdin - she's playing the genie. The results of this have been twofold. Firstly, the audience will feel a shift in the child-to-adult ratio, with a slew of horny fathers wiping sweat from their top lips, as Pammie makes some clumsy reference to her tits. And secondly, it could mark the beginning of a Hollywood Panto season takeover. In years to come we might have De Niro playing Buttons in whichever panto it is that features Buttons. We also think that Ed Norton could really shine as Dick Whittington. But, until then, let's bask in some of the big names from over the pond who have already lit up these so-called Pantomimes...
For those who don't know what Panto is, it's like a really rowdy play at the theatre, where babies are allowed to weep hysterically throughout, old men have permission to shout racist slurs at the soap opera actors, most of whom casually blurt out crudely masked sexual references in front of an auditorium mainly comprising eight-year-olds. As is befitting such a glorious show, Panto season coincides with Christmas. The big news this year is that Pamela Anderson will be taking part in a production of Aladdin - she's playing the genie. The results of this have been twofold. Firstly, the audience will feel a shift in the child-to-adult ratio, with a slew of horny fathers wiping sweat from their top lips, as Pammie makes some clumsy reference to her tits. And secondly, it could mark the beginning of a Hollywood Panto season takeover. In years to come we might have De Niro playing Buttons in whichever panto it is that features Buttons. We also think that Ed Norton could really shine as Dick Whittington. But, until then, let's bask in some of the big names from over the pond who have already lit up these so-called Pantomimes...
Top 26 Sexiest Women Of The 1990s
The 1990s certainly has a lot to answer for. Any decade responsible for The Spice Girls, Ally McBeal, New Labour and the return of Manchester United needs to take a long, hard look at itself. But the Nineties was also a force of much good. It brought us TV shows such as South Park, The Simpsons, Baywatch, The X-Files and Seinfeld. OK, so technically Seinfeld and The Simpsons began just before 1990, but this no time to get bogged down in technicalities. We are only dealing with sweeping generalisations today.
The 1990s certainly has a lot to answer for. Any decade responsible for The Spice Girls, Ally McBeal, New Labour and the return of Manchester United needs to take a long, hard look at itself. But the Nineties was also a force of much good. It brought us TV shows such as South Park, The Simpsons, Baywatch, The X-Files and Seinfeld. OK, so technically Seinfeld and The Simpsons began just before 1990, but this no time to get bogged down in technicalities. We are only dealing with sweeping generalisations today.
Top 8 Baywatch Babes Of All Time
It's the show which launched Pamela Anderson's career and got The Hoff back on to our screens – but Baywatch wasn't all bad. In fact, just as long as you forget about the pathetic acting and dodgy dialogue – it was really rather good. Good, that is, as in we got to get a good look at some of the sexiest girls ever to appear on TV – in swimwear. Good, that is, as in we got to have a good look at their big bouncy breasts bobbing along the screen in fantastic slow motion. And good, as in we got to see all of it before the watershed. Oh, and there and there was some blokes in it too. But we seriously can't remember any of them – apart from The Hoff that is. But which Baywatch babe was the best? Who looked the hottest in the red swimsuit? Well Hecklerspray has decided to come up with our top eight. Of course, it is just another pathetic excuse to prowl the internet looking for pictures of sexy girls. Life's a beach. Enjoy.
It's the show which launched Pamela Anderson's career and got The Hoff back on to our screens – but Baywatch wasn't all bad. In fact, just as long as you forget about the pathetic acting and dodgy dialogue – it was really rather good. Good, that is, as in we got to get a good look at some of the sexiest girls ever to appear on TV – in swimwear. Good, that is, as in we got to have a good look at their big bouncy breasts bobbing along the screen in fantastic slow motion. And good, as in we got to see all of it before the watershed. Oh, and there and there was some blokes in it too. But we seriously can't remember any of them – apart from The Hoff that is. But which Baywatch babe was the best? Who looked the hottest in the red swimsuit? Well Hecklerspray has decided to come up with our top eight. Of course, it is just another pathetic excuse to prowl the internet looking for pictures of sexy girls. Life's a beach. Enjoy.
Pamela Anderson Tells Sarah Palin To Suck It, Whatever ‘It’ Is
With her rural upbringing, lax attitude to interpersonal sex education and hooters, Sarah Palin's biggest fan should be Pamela Anderson. But that doesn't seem to be the case. Pamela Anderson hates Sarah Palin. She hates Sarah Palin's stance on hunting, she hates Sarah Palin's creationist beliefs and she hates Sarah Palin's stupid voice, which is all like "Wer wer wer." In fact, Pamela Anderson hates Sarah Palin so much that she's told her to "suck it" on camera. And when Pamela Anderson tells you to suck it, it's not a request, it's an order. Pamela Anderson literally wants you to suck it. Right now. Here and now, on this speedboat, Pamela Anderson wants you to suck it. She's going to film it as well, so long as you're cool with it. It's not like it's going to end up on the internet or anything.
With her rural upbringing, lax attitude to interpersonal sex education and hooters, Sarah Palin's biggest fan should be Pamela Anderson. But that doesn't seem to be the case. Pamela Anderson hates Sarah Palin. She hates Sarah Palin's stance on hunting, she hates Sarah Palin's creationist beliefs and she hates Sarah Palin's stupid voice, which is all like "Wer wer wer." In fact, Pamela Anderson hates Sarah Palin so much that she's told her to "suck it" on camera. And when Pamela Anderson tells you to suck it, it's not a request, it's an order. Pamela Anderson literally wants you to suck it. Right now. Here and now, on this speedboat, Pamela Anderson wants you to suck it. She's going to film it as well, so long as you're cool with it. It's not like it's going to end up on the internet or anything.
Kid Rock Charged With Batter-based Battery
We always find it hard to take when, after a long, arduous gig in front of thousands of our fans, the local waffle house we visit doesn't have enough cream, strawberries or maple syrup to coat our tasty treats. So much so that we sometimes raise issue with it, politely make our points, then leave in something of a huff. Thankfully, hecklerspray isn't Kid Rock, or these waffle houses we've visited would have to worry about more than just their topping stocks - they'd have to worry about us punching and kicking people in them because we're a bit miffed about something and presumably have some serious issues with the waffle-maestros out there.
We always find it hard to take when, after a long, arduous gig in front of thousands of our fans, the local waffle house we visit doesn't have enough cream, strawberries or maple syrup to coat our tasty treats. So much so that we sometimes raise issue with it, politely make our points, then leave in something of a huff. Thankfully, hecklerspray isn't Kid Rock, or these waffle houses we've visited would have to worry about more than just their topping stocks - they'd have to worry about us punching and kicking people in them because we're a bit miffed about something and presumably have some serious issues with the waffle-maestros out there.
Pamela Anderson Quite Opinionated On Jessica Simpson And Her Entire Carnivorous Wardrobe
If there is another thing Hecklerspray hates, it's when celebrities wear T-shirts that look like they were made in a 7th grade home-ec class but with not one single fart joke on them. That's just such a waste.
She might care what Pamela Anderson thinks though. Because Pamela Anderson thinks Simpson is "a bitch and whore."
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If there is one thing Hecklerspray hates, it's anything that lives underwater. Seriously, if God meant for those things to survive he would have given them lungs.
If there is another thing Hecklerspray hates, it's when celebrities wear T-shirts that look like they were made in a 7th grade home-ec class but with not one single fart joke on them. That's just such a waste.
Jessica Simpson though - she doesn't care what we think. Also she doesn't care what PETA thinks, what vegetarians in general think, or what Bruce Willis was thinking when he agreed to make that fourth Die Hard.
She might care what Pamela Anderson thinks though. Because Pamela Anderson thinks Simpson is "a bitch and whore."
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Pamela Anderson and Tommy Lee – Together At Last! Again. Again. Again.
Pamela Anderson seems to wish she could return to the past - to a time before hepatitis, miscarriage, divorce, Rick Salomon and definitely, definitely before Kid Rock. The whole world wants to return to that particular time. But the particular time she seems to want to return to is the one where a drummer from a bit of a crap, over-hyped band who likes to get his junk out on stage gets to stick it to her on a regular basis. Yes, kids, Pamela Anderson is back with Tommy Lee.
Pamela Anderson seems to wish she could return to the past - to a time before hepatitis, miscarriage, divorce, Rick Salomon and definitely, definitely before Kid Rock. The whole world wants to return to that particular time. But the particular time she seems to want to return to is the one where a drummer from a bit of a crap, over-hyped band who likes to get his junk out on stage gets to stick it to her on a regular basis. Yes, kids, Pamela Anderson is back with Tommy Lee.
