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Jimmy Savile is a Perverted Child Molester (Not Surprised)

October 10th, 2012 By Chris Starr

Jimmy Savile was a strange person. He wore velour tracksuits, was never seen in the company of a woman, and raised millions of pounds for charity, all while looking permanently aged and like an old great uncle. Kids loved him. It turns out – after his death – that he may have loved kids too.

It’s a terrible thing to say, but there are serious allegations being laid at Savile that he molested and raped at least 30 different young girls during his time as a DJ and TV presenter. Commander Peter Spindler of the Metropolitan Police has said that “it is quite clear from what women are telling us that Savile was a predatory sex offender.”

Marc Jacobs Perfume Advert Might Have Made A Child Look Sexier Than It Should Have

November 10th, 2011 By Matthew Laidlow

Fashion designers are a funny breed aren't they? No other profession is full of characters that are religiously followed and praised for their movements. Do you monitor the work your local builder does? Course you don't you arrogant tool. Do you keep up to date with what a professional footbal- oh.

All you have to do is say the name Marc Jacobs and people who know their stuff will tell you that you won't be able to fill a wardrobe full of his creations for less than ?30. That's more for the fashion ‘working class’ like us, who?ll have to stick to Primark onesies and tear-stained sweatshirts.

A jumper from Marc Jacobs is likely to set you back ?400+. All because people are morons and pay the price for organic, free range camel pubes. You know, as opposed to those ones you get from battery camels.

The Who To Re-Release Quadrophenia In Desperate Cash Grab

October 26th, 2011 By Michael Park

As we’ve already made abundantly clear on this very day, no-one wants to see myriad bands reforming to remind us of why we thought they were a bit awful in the first place.We thought we’d just get that out of the way to start with.

Secondly, the answer to the question ‘Why do bands reform?’ is never ‘For the music, maaaaaaannnnn.’. It is, invariably, “for the money, maaaaaaannnnn.”

Whether we like it or not, the music industry is a big wheel that keeps on turning, spewing out derivative crap with every clicking cog. That’s not the problem, it really isn’t. There is still good music out there and even some of the launched faeces eventually breaks down into a diamond.