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Puff Daddy’s New Song is Fire. There, I said it.

July 18th, 2015 By Krysta Fitzpatrick

Back in the 90’s I fucking loved Puff Daddy. “All About the Benjamins (The Rock Remix)” is legit my forever jam. Maybe my favorite rap song of all time. Puffy and the fam (Lil’ Kim, Mase, The Lox) pretty much slayed back in the day, then Puffy changed his name to P. Diddy, then just Diddy, then Diddy Dirty Money, and I kind of just gave up on him.

He decided to make fancy booze drinks instead of rap music and basically everyone forgot he was ever a rapper. I assumed he’d never make a quality jam again, however, with the release of “Finna Get Loose” that has all changed.

Drake’s Feud with Diddy is the Lamest Rap Feud EVER!

December 8th, 2014 By Krysta Fitzpatrick

This has not been Drake’s week. First, Chris Brown apparently reignites their feud by bringing up how Karrueche Tran cheated on him with Drake while he was in prison (bitches still need to get that dick. Or, in Drake’s case, warm snuggles while Luther Vandross plays). NOW, he’s feuding with former pal, P. Diddy, who punched him in the face Sunday night (or Monday morning, it was 4am) for some reason or another.

Drake is one of the softest rappers in the game. Everyone knows this. The internet is covered in memes dedicated to this fact. So, I’m genuinely baffled how he has so many damn feuds. I mean, I guess I get the Chris Brown one. Chris Brown would spend a year feuding with a desk he accidentally walked into, but Diddy? Diddy is almost as soft as Drake. The only way this feud could get any lamer was if Ja Rule was involved.

10 Celebrity Couples I Wish Were Still Together

May 4th, 2014 By Krysta Fitzpatrick

I am someone who fucking hates change. It kills me a little bit and I have a lot of trouble letting go. I (sadly) especially have a lot of trouble when my favourite celebrity couples break-up. It makes me a feel like a child of divorce, which I understand is weird and probably not healthy.

Over the years many celeb couples have captured my heart and even though they’ve split and moved on and seem perfectly fine in their new lives and with their new significant others, part of me just can’t let go of the sexy famous love that once was. Spoiler alert: You know Britney and Justin will be on this list.

50 Cent Is Bringing Attention To Those Gay Diddy Rumors

March 6th, 2014 By Megan Leitch

In the rap world, feuds are part of the territory.? Dudes get their gold chained covered dicks all twisted up, and start battling each other, throwing disses and threats, trying to still seem as hard as the guys on the streets. 50 Cent is in the middle of a whole bunch of fights, 3 of which involve P Diddy, Rick Ross, and Steve Stoute.

And now 50 has taken his next shot at the trio by going low. Real down low, if you get my drift.? Heyyyy!

The 10 Most Surprising Celebrity Virginity Stories

October 26th, 2014 By Krysta Fitzpatrick

Celebrities: they’re (sometimes) just like us! And just like you and me, they all have to lose their virginity, even Taylor Swift (even if it is to a stuffed Care Bear). In a US study, it said the average age boys lose their virginity is 16 and the average age for girls is 17, but that doesn’t mean we all meet the average. Hell, some of us aren’t even close!

As someone who is weirdly obsessed with celebrity sex (I have no shame in admitting this), I basically know when and how every famous bitch in Hollywood has lost their V-card, and I’ve decided to share some of the more surprising “first time” stories with you, because we all know I’m not the only one who loves this shit!

Diddy Knows What The Ladies Like – Proposes To Girlfriend On Instagram

February 4th, 2014 By Rhiannon Davies

Get ready to swoon, ladies. All signs are pointing to the fact that P Diddy proposed to his girlfriend with a photo of a ring that he posted on Instagram. Just like every little girl dreams of.?

It’s not quite as cheap as it sounds. You’d expect more than an out-of-focus photo of a diamond from a guy that allegedly spent ?80,000 on one night’s worth of booze in a London club. Although in all fairness, in the centre of London that only equals one round of drinks.

Who the Hell is Snoop Lion? Name Changing is Stupid

August 9th, 2012 By Chris Starr

People fought and died for our freedom, ladies and gentlemen. We’ve had two world wars so that you could walk down to your local council office and request to change your name to Honeydew Melon Mountain Eater. But celebrities? They are the true people willing to honour our fallen heroes. They take advantage of deed polls all the time.

Say hello to well known ganja merchant and highly-paid singing whisperer Snoop Dogg. Or Snoop Lion, because the man has become leonine incarnate (or something). Don’t believe me? Ask him – or rather, quote him from a press conference with journalists he gave recently where he recounted how he was absolutely not high off his face at the time:

P Diddy Wants To Liven Up Boring Summer’s Day Where There’s Some Royal Wedding Or Something

January 21st, 2011 By Michael Park

We’ve all been to a wedding, haven’t we? Well, here at hecklerspray we have attended many of the weddings of creepy, affected Michael Jackson fans and creepy, affected Beliebers who met as a direct result of their not being able to take a joke.

Of course these weddings are all jelly and ice-cream affairs with two songs played on repeat. Let’s say- for argument’s sake- that shit one by Justin Bieber and the other shit one that the dead guy did with Akon from beyond the grave.

Generally though, weddings are a bit of a laugh. Admittedly one has to sit through the bone-crushing boredom of the ceremony behind two people who are statistically more likely to get divorced in a blaze of tears and other people’s bodily fluids than they are to live happily, professing their undying love for one another until the day that they eventually pop off this mortal coil, safe and sound in their beds like that bit at the end of that crap Robin Williams film. After that, however, it’s on to the food and watching friends and relatives get apocalyptically drunk until a spinster aunt bursts into tears at the first rendition of ‘Angels’. Good fun for all.

Adele Nearly Kills P Diddy With A Golf Buggy And No-One Can Decide Whether That Is A Good Thing Or Not

January 14th, 2011 By Mof Gimmers

Adele – great voice, shame she’s a dick – must have an album out soon because she keeps cropping up in the press talking about inane rubbish. No different from any other popstar then? Well, that’s not strictly true because some of the things Adele’s been coming out with are just… odd.

Recently, she chastised herself for being an idiot when it comes to men (expecting them to be able to read her mind) and talked about her gay friends crying on her doorstep all the time (what is she doing to them?), but all that has nothing on her latest tale.

Basically, she nearly killed P Diddy. With a golf buggy.

Is Diddy Doing Cameron Diaz?

March 24th, 2009 By Shawn Lindseth

P Diddy is a very wealthy man. Wealthy enough, in fact, to get us to pose for several embarrassing pictures with 1,000 severed crocodile dongs.

We were paying for college, and no crocodiles were completely killed in the process. Leave us alone.

May we just say that should we ever run for president those pictures are not us, although the likeness is uncanny. Now about Diddy being super wealthy and all – he’s got money spilling out of unnatural places. You’d think he could get any woman he wants – right? Yet somehow he opted for Cameron Diaz, a woman who looks like an onion.

Seriously – picture her there smirking – especially in her new Vegas movie, and then picture an upside down vidalia onion. The shape is exactly the same, hence, Cameron Diaz looks like an onion. This seriously hit us just now.

Anyway, Diddy is apparently dating said onion, and we’ve stumbled across several evidences to prove it.