Articles tagged with: Ozzy osbourne
The world of entertainment has lost another of its true greats, adding yet another name to the list of death in the last few months. Following the hysterical splurge of affection for a man who just the day before was being mocked around the clock on Michael Jackson's death, through the shameful ignorance shown by the general populace on Steven Wells' death and after the rather embarrassing position David Carradine seemed to get himself into - before dying in said position - we have been left shocked by yet another loss. Ozzy Osbourne's dog has been eaten by a coyote. It'll be alright - wipe away the tears.
We'd always figured that Ozzy Osbourne was pretty libel-proof, because whatever you accuse him of, chances are he's already done it. Snorting a line of ants? Check. Chewing the heads off animals? Check. Urinating on the Alamo? Check. Getting hammered and trying to murder his wife? Check. Falling over a couple of times before the Brit Awards earlier this year? No way! Ugh! You sick bastard! Suggest that and Ozzy Osbourne will sue your tits off. And win, too - Ozzy Osbourne has won undisclosed damages from the Daily Star after it claimed that Ozzy had a health scare right before the Brit Awards that almost saw him get withdrawn from the show. Turns out, though, that he was such a shaky and incoherent mess during the Brit Awards because he's Ozzy Osbourne. Sheesh.
The Brits are tomorrow, and only one thing can save us from the slow carbon monoxide poisoning of Mika, Kaiser Chiefs and Leona Lewis performances.
And that's Ozzy Osbourne violently attacking Heather Mills.
It'll happen, too, if Heather Mills decides to show her face at the Brits. Sharon and Ozzy Osbourne have more or less said so themselves. And forget watching Take That mumbling a gracious acceptance speech - who wouldn't want to see a confused, shaking old drug addict having a punch-up with a terrified amputee? Nobody, that's who.
To us, Ozzy Osbourne is a funny old man. Despite not being able to string a sentence together properly, he is still idolised by millions across the world.
But Ozzy is more then just a rock clown married to a woman possibly on a par with Michael Jackson for the amount of plastic surgery she’s had. In fact, Ozzy Osbourne is a man who's just got himself involved with the law, even though he knew nothing about it and and now he's all annoyed at the police over it. This is a confusing one.
