Kerry Katona isn't the person you'd leave your children or antique collection of Victorian crockery with.

We know this because over the years, Kerry has made a slight twat of herself. Take a rough northern woman and add drugs, booze and relationship problems and you get Kerry Katona, aka something Jeremy Kyle would jizz over for his show.

Despite being unable to keep her finances together and do a straight interview on national TV, Kerry was picked to lecture the nation of our future. The snotty-faced posh folk at Oxford took some time out from rowing practice to listen to Kerry bleat on about her times as a druggie and as an alien. Bill Gates must have been running late.