Articles tagged with: Oscars
Kim Basinger To Probably Not Win Any Oscars Next Year, Then
Do you like everything that Steve Martin has ever done, and everything that Alec Baldwin has ever done, and the Oscars? You do? Then you're probably the only one. Oh, and also we've got some wonderful news for you. Steve Martin and Alec Baldwin are going to host the Oscars next year! That's right - the hilarious brain behind The Jerk and the glowering show-stealer from Glengarry Glen Ross are combining forces to host the most glittering night in the Hollywood calendar! Or the old man from The Pink Panther 2 and the fat bloke from Thomas And The Magic Railroad are combining forces to trudge through six hours of smug backslappery that nobody really watches any more. One or the other.
Do you like everything that Steve Martin has ever done, and everything that Alec Baldwin has ever done, and the Oscars? You do? Then you're probably the only one. Oh, and also we've got some wonderful news for you. Steve Martin and Alec Baldwin are going to host the Oscars next year! That's right - the hilarious brain behind The Jerk and the glowering show-stealer from Glengarry Glen Ross are combining forces to host the most glittering night in the Hollywood calendar! Or the old man from The Pink Panther 2 and the fat bloke from Thomas And The Magic Railroad are combining forces to trudge through six hours of smug backslappery that nobody really watches any more. One or the other.
Oscars: Every Film Ever To Get Nominated For Best Picture Now
Sean Penn! Come back! We forgive you for everything! But come back! We need you now more than ever! Sean Penn has literally picked the worst time ever to take a career break. You see, it's just been announced that at next year's Oscars, 10 movies will be nominated for best picture instead of five. That means Hollywood needs to make twice as many drearily highbrow movies about either civil rights, the horrors or war or mental illness to fill the nominations quota. Otherwise, God help us, a film that people actually enjoy might be nominated. Sean Penn, we're begging you.
Sean Penn! Come back! We forgive you for everything! But come back! We need you now more than ever! Sean Penn has literally picked the worst time ever to take a career break. You see, it's just been announced that at next year's Oscars, 10 movies will be nominated for best picture instead of five. That means Hollywood needs to make twice as many drearily highbrow movies about either civil rights, the horrors or war or mental illness to fill the nominations quota. Otherwise, God help us, a film that people actually enjoy might be nominated. Sean Penn, we're begging you.
Creased or Folded? hecklerspray Tells You the Way it is
Some good, some bad. Folded: Chuck Norris ‘Action Jeans’ (you so want a pair) The return of the Yeah Yeah Yeahs (yeah, yeah, yeah, that’s great. It is) Iran, dangerous? (nah, it’s bloody lovely there) Eva Green has lived in London for the past two years (why doesn’t somebody tell us these ...
Some good, some bad. Folded: Chuck Norris ‘Action Jeans’ (you so want a pair) The return of the Yeah Yeah Yeahs (yeah, yeah, yeah, that’s great. It is) Iran, dangerous? (nah, it’s bloody lovely there) Eva Green has lived in London for the past two years (why doesn’t somebody tell us these ...
StuFan#1 Pomps News Of Oscar Into Your Eyes From Thetelly
OMG!!!!!!!!!1 yyyyyyyes!heath ledge has one his ward for best sporting actor in a roll and I couldnt' be pleased for him because he sooooooooooooooo serves this I am really glad this will totally get hiscareer going now yyyyyyes!!!!!!!!!!!!!as the ozzies say good inyer mate I heard it in the radio once this year I was awake and watched oscar it went to really late but that’s’ okay because I can write it. in other years oscar awards are suprising and make you all llike **ohohoh**but this year was I thought it was would be different so when I start to watch it and suddly its’ all like “oh this award will be given to a film about some milk and this one award will be go to Sumdog millonair and this one and these one two OMGSUFT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1””” even through I stayed upawake until so late I never saw an award to Pal Blart Mall Police which if your askin me which I will was the best one of this year
Audrina Partridge Gets Burgled! On Oscar Night! Or Something!
Grief? An uneasy feeling that undesirables have been in your home? You've been watching The Hills, haven't you. Or you've been burgled. Basically the effects of either are identical. Just ask Audrina Partridge - she's in The Hills and now she's been burgled as well. Plus she has to talk to Spencer Pratt sometimes. Talk about unlucky. But more fool the burglars, because Audrina Partridge managed to catch them on camera. This basically means that they'll probably end up with their own MTV reality show. At least they've got a talent, which admittedly puts them a nose in front of Audrina.
Grief? An uneasy feeling that undesirables have been in your home? You've been watching The Hills, haven't you. Or you've been burgled. Basically the effects of either are identical. Just ask Audrina Partridge - she's in The Hills and now she's been burgled as well. Plus she has to talk to Spencer Pratt sometimes. Talk about unlucky. But more fool the burglars, because Audrina Partridge managed to catch them on camera. This basically means that they'll probably end up with their own MTV reality show. At least they've got a talent, which admittedly puts them a nose in front of Audrina.
Oscars Red Carpet Fashion: The Rubbish Non-Copyright Gallery
People only watch the Oscars for the red carpet fashion. This is because, deep down, everyone is a homosexual man. But that poses a problem for us. This massive preoccupation with Oscars red carpet fashion leaves hecklerspray a little bit hamstrung - we didn't send a photographer to the Oscars to take photos of the dresses, and we also don't have enough money to pay the big picture agencies to use their red carpet photos. However, this problem can be overcome with a little imaginative thinking. So join us after the jump for the first ever hecklerspray red carpet non-copyright gallery.
People only watch the Oscars for the red carpet fashion. This is because, deep down, everyone is a homosexual man. But that poses a problem for us. This massive preoccupation with Oscars red carpet fashion leaves hecklerspray a little bit hamstrung - we didn't send a photographer to the Oscars to take photos of the dresses, and we also don't have enough money to pay the big picture agencies to use their red carpet photos. However, this problem can be overcome with a little imaginative thinking. So join us after the jump for the first ever hecklerspray red carpet non-copyright gallery.
Top 16 Worst Oscar Moments
If you thought the Oscars was purely about self-important film folk giving their fat egos a good, old stroke - you would be so right. The way they jabber on when they get their awards you would think they are saving lives or something. Yeah, well done on doing your job and dressing up pretending to be someone you are not. Good job. But that is not the only thing it's about. It's about laughing at celebrities. Hey, that's the only reason we stayed up until stupid 'o' clock this morning to watch the damn thing.
If you thought the Oscars was purely about self-important film folk giving their fat egos a good, old stroke - you would be so right. The way they jabber on when they get their awards you would think they are saving lives or something. Yeah, well done on doing your job and dressing up pretending to be someone you are not. Good job. But that is not the only thing it's about. It's about laughing at celebrities. Hey, that's the only reason we stayed up until stupid 'o' clock this morning to watch the damn thing.
Oscars Really Wanted That Jennifer Aniston/ Angelina Jolie Fight
The Oscars, while ostensibly about giving little statues to humourless men, were only really about one thing. That's right - Jennifer Aniston and Angelina Jolie. Last night's Oscars marked the first time that Jennifer Aniston and Angelina Jolie had come within punching distance of one another for years. They didn't fight, but at least the Oscars producers tried their hardest. As Jennifer Aniston walked on stage, they instantly cut to a close-up of Angelina Jolie's face. Then they told her that Jennifer thinks her Mum's a slag before chanting the word 'scrap' until Hugh Jackman got excited and passed out. We heard.
The Oscars, while ostensibly about giving little statues to humourless men, were only really about one thing. That's right - Jennifer Aniston and Angelina Jolie. Last night's Oscars marked the first time that Jennifer Aniston and Angelina Jolie had come within punching distance of one another for years. They didn't fight, but at least the Oscars producers tried their hardest. As Jennifer Aniston walked on stage, they instantly cut to a close-up of Angelina Jolie's face. Then they told her that Jennifer thinks her Mum's a slag before chanting the word 'scrap' until Hugh Jackman got excited and passed out. We heard.
