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We Need To Know What Musicians Think Of Bin Laden’s Death

May 3rd, 2011 By Mof Gimmers

The imagined coalition of ‘The West’ has been uniformly sickened with scenes of whooping rebels, cheering the deaths of Americans in various terrorist attacks. See, The West has a moral highground on this one because, when we go around killing people, we get a note from our mum’s first (or, as they’re officially known, The United Nations).

And so, this weekend, the untimely death of Osama Bin Laden has seen pretty much everyone sit up and take note. Alas, in a mass display of pot meeting kettle and pointing out what colour it is, Americans have stood in the streets, cheering and whooping the death of a man.

Political analysts have been flooding us with conjecture and opinion, most pointing out that this isn’t a matter of killing the head so the body dies, rather, this is just the beginning of yet more faeces hitting the already caked fan. But sod those guys! What do our greatest minds – musicians – think about it all?

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Morgan Spurlock Might Have Found Osama Bin Laden

March 25th, 2009 By Stuart Heritage

Morgan Spurlock Osama Bin LadenMorgan Spurlock – a man primarily famous for eating some burgers and then bitching about it – might have found Osama Bin Laden.

That's not based on much, admittedly – Morgan Spurlock hasn't been filmed riding Osama Bin Laden around like a donkey or anything. Or perhaps he has – nobody knows yet. Morgan Spurlock's new film is entitled Where In The World Is Osama Bin Laden, based – we think – on Morgan Spurlock's zany adventures travelling the world eating nothing but Osama Bin Ladens until his girlfriend starts crying and he pukes up on a pavement.

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