Articles tagged with: Orlando Bloom
Orlando Bloom Gets Robbed, Both His Fans Thought To Be Saddened
This is turning out to be a highly upsetting day for people who were famous about five years ago but aren't really any more. First Mischa Barton and now this? Now Orlando Bloom has been burgled? It's too much to take. Seriously, at this rate we'll end up telling you that Dido has twisted her ankle trying to traverse a cattle grid on a camping holiday in Somerset or something. But anyway, Orlando Bloom's home has been burgled, with thieves taking goods worth $500,000. We don't know what's more shocking - Orlando Bloom being burgled or Orlando Bloom owning $500,000 worth of stuff.
This is turning out to be a highly upsetting day for people who were famous about five years ago but aren't really any more. First Mischa Barton and now this? Now Orlando Bloom has been burgled? It's too much to take. Seriously, at this rate we'll end up telling you that Dido has twisted her ankle trying to traverse a cattle grid on a camping holiday in Somerset or something. But anyway, Orlando Bloom's home has been burgled, with thieves taking goods worth $500,000. We don't know what's more shocking - Orlando Bloom being burgled or Orlando Bloom owning $500,000 worth of stuff.
Danny Dyer Says Orlando Bloom Can’t Act, Is A Hypocrite
Dire Danny Dyer has told the ever wonderful Zoo magazine that Orlando Bloom is a “cunt†who “can’t act†. The famous idiom pot calling the kettle black springs to mind here. Although it’s more a case of the pot calling the kettle a cunt for being a pot. It’s like Boris Johnson telling David Cameron he has a silly voice and stupid hair and feeling that his party's views are "a little bit too conservative" for his liking.
Dire Danny Dyer has told the ever wonderful Zoo magazine that Orlando Bloom is a “cunt†who “can’t act†. The famous idiom pot calling the kettle black springs to mind here. Although it’s more a case of the pot calling the kettle a cunt for being a pot. It’s like Boris Johnson telling David Cameron he has a silly voice and stupid hair and feeling that his party's views are "a little bit too conservative" for his liking.
Are Jennifer Aniston And Orlando Bloom Sexing?
Her TV show Friends was the greatest show of all time, The Rembrandts were the greatest band of all time, her man was without doubt the sexiest man of all time, and she too was the single most desired female in the human race, second only to a feisty young computer simulation called Lara - but what did Jennifer care about her?
There was a time when Jennifer Aniston could have had the pick of any man she wanted. And so, naturally, she picked Brad Pitt.
Her TV show Friends was the greatest show of all time, The Rembrandts were the greatest band of all time, her man was without doubt the sexiest man of all time, and she too was the single most desired female in the human race, second only to a feisty young computer simulation called Lara - but what did Jennifer care about her?
