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Kirstie Alley Leases Self To Wealthy Oprah Winfrey
By Shawn Lindseth on Thursday, March 20, 2008 at 2:45pm | 2 Comments
Kirstie Alley Leases Self To Wealthy Oprah Winfrey

If you need someone to play the part of a Vulcan with a very up and down fat count - then Kirstie Alley is the actress for you.


Which is convenient actually, because we're currently working on our fourth Star Trek script. Not to give away the whole plot, but it involves Spock's new girlfriend exploding off the Enterprise and landing in a fully-stocked Dorito factory that's so isolated its only residents are an inbred pack of wolves (enter antagonists). The factory does share a parking lot with an abandoned treadmill manufacturer, though. That's why the character's weight fluctuates so. We are willing to sell this entire outline for under $20.

But be warned - if you buy it you may not be able to cast Alley right off. No - you'll have to get behind Oprah for that one. They just signed a deal for something something blah blah blah.

Not to worry though. Our cousin says he knows a guy who manages Subway's Jared. Our connections come with the script.

Under $20.

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