Articles tagged with: Oprah Winfrey Network
Oprah Winfrey’s Network To Be Startlingly Like MTV
In a year's time Oprah Winfrey is getting her own TV network, shortly followed by her own planet. And then her own army of humanity-destroying clone robots. But until then let's concentrate on Oprah Winfrey's network. Nobody knows what the Oprah Winfrey Network will contain - other than non-stop footage of Oprah complaining about her weight - but the hiring of Christina Norman as CEO takes us one step closer. You see, Christina Norman used to be the president of MTV. And, from that, we can safely assume that the Oprah Winfrey Network will contain no music videos whatsoever.
In a year's time Oprah Winfrey is getting her own TV network, shortly followed by her own planet. And then her own army of humanity-destroying clone robots. But until then let's concentrate on Oprah Winfrey's network. Nobody knows what the Oprah Winfrey Network will contain - other than non-stop footage of Oprah complaining about her weight - but the hiring of Christina Norman as CEO takes us one step closer. You see, Christina Norman used to be the president of MTV. And, from that, we can safely assume that the Oprah Winfrey Network will contain no music videos whatsoever.
