There are a few no-fail aphrodisiacs in the world. Chocolate, for instance. And the Atta laevigata insect.
And Oprah Winfrey. Specifically the sight of Oprah Winfrey knocked out on sleeping medication inside her private jet. We’re telling you, whenever we think of Oprah Winfrey’s gigantic prostrate torso all unconscious and drooling several thousand feet in the air, we just have to run off and hump something.
It’s not just us – Corrine Gehrls, a flight attendant on Oprah Winfrey’s private jet, was fired for having sex with the pilot while Oprah slept. Except Gehrls is now suing Oprah, claiming it didn’t happen. So it is just us. Oh.
