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Lindsay Lohan Has Possibly Reached A New Low

April 22nd, 2014 By Megan Leitch

Lindsay Lohan has done a lot of terrible things like stealing people’s shit, ruining any progress the fake tanning community had made, and making that crap?titled?I Know Who Killed Me.? Add those things to her inability to be responsible or follow through on anything, and it’s all basically made her a joke of an actress.

Her reality show on OWN was supposed to change our opinion of her, but all it has really done is reinforce that we are all correct in thinking she is a total fucking waste.? And now in her final episode, she’s quite possibly gone from pathetic to horrible with one questionable confession.

Lindsay Lohan Reality TV Show Will Be Everything You Ever Expected

March 7th, 2014 By Megan Leitch

Lindsay Lohan should have gotten herself on a reality show about?6 years ago, during the peak of her being a hot mess.? She still had friends, some fame left, and there was still the potential for her to maybe get her shit together.? It would have been a ratings smash.

Instead, she kept holding off because she was a “serious” actress (who kept proving it by keeping?her nose in bags of blow instead of scripts).? But she’s finally given in, probably because she is too broke to say no anymore, and her show is ready to air on the OWN Network.? And judging by the trailer that was released for it, it’s going to be as self serving and predictable as you’d expect.

David Letterman’s Oprah Interview – Sex, Drugs & Jay Leno

January 9th, 2013 By Chris Chambers

On Sunday night, Oprah’s Next Chapter aired a fascinating interview with David Letterman,?host of?the Late Show?and possibly the world’s coolest man. With his characteristic charm, Dave openly discussed ball-buster issues including his sticky relationship with Jay Leno and?the?constant sex he used to have with Late Show interns.

Among the most interesting revelations from the interview is that Dave?considers a dick like Jay Leno to be not just his friend, but also?”the funniest guy I’ve ever known.”

Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart Dating? Oh, Who Cares

May 14th, 2010 By Stuart Heritage

Justin Bieber was on Oprah this week. Now the Twilight cast are, too. Next week: Barney The Purple Dinosaur.

Or a picture of a cat. Or whatever it is that teenage girls go crazy for these days. We don’t know. Anyway, Oprah’s Twilight interview will go down as one of the most awkward in history, because of one thing – Oprah made Taylor Lautner wear a shirt. It was horrible. He looked uncomfortable, his fans could barely recognise him, and Taylor Lautner’s nipples – furious about being ignored in public – are now planning to leave Taylor in favour of a multi-year deal on a series of low-budget firemen calendars.

Oh, and Oprah Winfrey asked Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart if they were dating. It was quite a moment – as soon as she asked it, Oprah was presented with a luxury food hamper for being the millionth person to ask them that. Congratulations, Oprah!

WEBTHUMP! Tuesday 12 May 2009

August 6th, 2012 By Stuart Heritage

10 – Courtney Love‘s Twitter feed put through Babelfish – Mychemicaltoilet

9 – MANBABIES! – Manbabies

8 – More Keyboard Cat than you could ever wish for. Brilliant – Playhimoffkeyboardcat

7 – Man apologises for Oprah‘s KFC blunder in a sinister accent – Amygrindhouse

Susan Boyle On Oprah: Loving Her 13 Remaining Seconds Of Fame

May 12th, 2009 By Stuart Heritage

This is the big time for Susan Boyle. She’s appeared on Oprah Winfrey. Do you know how famous this makes her?

Susan Boyle is now as famous as that other memorable Oprah guest – the bloke who barbecued some stuff for a couple a minutes a while ago. We forget his name. But anyway, the main thing was that Susan Boyle told Oprah Winfrey how much she enjoys her new-found fame.

Incidentally, Susan Boyle’s interview was subtitled. Not because Oprah’s viewers wouldn’t understand her impenetrable accent, you understand, but because producers wanted to distract everyone from her bizarre werewolfy face.

The Entire Universe Quite Likes Susan Boyle

April 17th, 2009 By Stuart Heritage

Remember the name Susan Boyle – in ten years she’ll probably be the answer to a pub quiz question or something.

Or a major Broadway star. No, we were right first time – Susan Boyle will be the answer in a pub quiz. And the question will be ‘what was the name of the funny-looking woman from Britain’s Got Talent who made everyone jizz in their pants because she sang a terrible song in a mediocre way?’

That’s right, everyone. Thanks to Britain’s Got Talent, Susan Boyle has won Demi Moore over and might appear on Oprah. Literally on Oprah. The pervert.

Oprah Mag Puzzlingly Acknowledges Someone Other Than Oprah

March 24th, 2009 By Toad Jr

Oprah Winfrey is big. we're not talking physically big here. That's a given.

we're talking about an ego so freakin? enormous that it operates like a gargantuan black hole, physically and spiritually swallowing up everything in sight – man, woman, child, baby back ribs, U.S. First Ladies – you name it.

Well, just when we thought that we understood the awesome light and matter-consuming force that is Oprah, she goes and does something completely uncharacteristic of someone whose personal fortune was not built on prattling on and on about Oprah. Turns out, Oprah has ushered in a brave new world where people other than Oprah are seen on the cover of Oprah?s magazine, O (for Oprah).

Jennifer Aniston On Brad Pitt: Dear God, There’s More

March 24th, 2009 By Stuart Heritage

Jennifer Aniston might have insulted Angelina Jolie in public this week, but that doesn’t mean she’s not a good person.

Because she is. Jennifer Aniston’s ‘uncool’ comment about Angelina Jolie just came from the anger of having her husband stolen away by another woman. And, despite that, Jennifer Aniston still has nothing but nice words to say about Brad Pitt. On Oprah. Just before a new film of hers opens. That woman’s a saint.

Jennifer Aniston told Oprah that she thinks Brad Pitt is ‘great’. She harbours no bad feelings towards him, even though they both have movies coming out on the same day. And, in the spirit of good sportsmanship, Jennifer Aniston even refused to say whose film she thought was better – Brad Pitt’s elegant adaptation of a classic F Scott Fitzgerald text, or her own movie about a naughty dog who eats a man’s cake and is funny.

New Will.I.Am Song Makes Everyone Slightly Regret Voting Obama

March 25th, 2009 By Stuart Heritage

$will.i.am, barack obama, song, It\'s A New Day, Oprah$ Listen, we know a lot of you voted for Barack Obama because you thought it’d stop Will.I.Am from writing crappy songs about him.

But, look, it hasn’t worked. Even though Will.I.Am’s awful habit of roping in celebrities like Jessica Alba and Scarlett Johansson to perform sappy Hallmark-style songs like Yes We Can and Omigod Obama Just Touched Me (I’m Never Washing My Hand Again LOL!!!1!!) probably put Barack Obama’s chances of becoming president in greater jeopardy than any of that William Ayers stuff, he’s at it again.

Today Will.I.Am debuted his new Obama victory song It’s A New Day on Oprah. It might seem incredibly prescient of Will.I.Am to have written and recorded such a song as timely as It’s A New Day so soon after Barack Obama’s historic election win, but it’s really not – he also had another song lined up in case John McCain won. But sadly I Hate You, Stupid Old Man (And Jessica Alba Agrees) will now never see the light of day. Video after the jump…