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Britney Spears Opens MTV VMAs, In Roughly Six Seconds
Britney Spears sealed her comeback at the MTV VMAs last night, opening the show by powering out a breathtakingly choreographed medley of her biggest hits. Which is obviously a massive lie. Everyone knew that Britney Spears was opening the MTV VMAs last night - the press release, endless media coverage, MTV VMA promo spots and commemorative 'Hey, Did Anyone Mention That Britney Spears Is Opening The MTV VMAs This Year?' noddyheads made sure about that - but nobody knew how she'd do it. And the answer was simple - by walking onstage, reading about three sentences mentioning that she was opening the MTV VMAs and then walking offstage again. And best of all, Britney Spears only messed up one word of it. Welcome back, Britney. You're so much nicer when you're robotically dull.
Britney Spears sealed her comeback at the MTV VMAs last night, opening the show by powering out a breathtakingly choreographed medley of her biggest hits. Which is obviously a massive lie. Everyone knew that Britney Spears was opening the MTV VMAs last night - the press release, endless media coverage, MTV VMA promo spots and commemorative 'Hey, Did Anyone Mention That Britney Spears Is Opening The MTV VMAs This Year?' noddyheads made sure about that - but nobody knew how she'd do it. And the answer was simple - by walking onstage, reading about three sentences mentioning that she was opening the MTV VMAs and then walking offstage again. And best of all, Britney Spears only messed up one word of it. Welcome back, Britney. You're so much nicer when you're robotically dull.
Britney Spears To Foul Up MTV VMAs After All!
Make no mistake, Britney Spears is the MTV VMAs, whether she's writhing with a snake, kissing Madonna with tongues or obliterating her entire career forever. An MTV VMAs show without Britney Spears isn't an MTV VMAs show - it's just an excuse for Chris Brown to wobble around like his knickers are filled up with puffer fish. So imagine how thrilled we are to learn that Britney Spears will not only be appearing at this Sunday's MTV VMAs, but actually opening them! It's wonderful news, and the perfect chance for Britney Spears to erase the painful memory of her stumbling around and failing to mime to her own song at last year's show. Now she gets to replace that with a new memory of her having a giant panic attack onstage and ending up lying in the fetal position, rocking backwards and forwards, yanking fistfuls of hair out of her scalp and screaming abuse at a monster that only she can see. We're guessing.
Make no mistake, Britney Spears is the MTV VMAs, whether she's writhing with a snake, kissing Madonna with tongues or obliterating her entire career forever. An MTV VMAs show without Britney Spears isn't an MTV VMAs show - it's just an excuse for Chris Brown to wobble around like his knickers are filled up with puffer fish. So imagine how thrilled we are to learn that Britney Spears will not only be appearing at this Sunday's MTV VMAs, but actually opening them! It's wonderful news, and the perfect chance for Britney Spears to erase the painful memory of her stumbling around and failing to mime to her own song at last year's show. Now she gets to replace that with a new memory of her having a giant panic attack onstage and ending up lying in the fetal position, rocking backwards and forwards, yanking fistfuls of hair out of her scalp and screaming abuse at a monster that only she can see. We're guessing.
