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WEBTHUMP! 22nd June 2011

by Michael Park

10. Wu-Tang on a pizza? – millwallant on yFrog 9. Chris Lilley knows how to take negative critique of his new show, Angry Boys. It’s probably rubbish- that’s about the most we can muster. 8. Who doesn’t want to go for a virtual tour of pretty much every ghost town in the Western United States? [...]

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WEBTHUMP 15 June 2011

by Mof Gimmers

10. Limp Bizkit are, astonishingly, still making records. Check out this woeful album sleeve – OhGodItReallyIsAwful 9. Gary Wright will be supporting Ringo Starr on his new tour, which is a perfect excuse to share this… 8. The Onion are bang-on once again as they savage muso bastards – Maaaan 10. Limp Bizkit are, astonishingly, [...]

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Ryan Giggs To Stuff Brother’s Mouth With Money For Silence Before Sloping Into Retirement

by Mof Gimmers

Ryan Giggs may have won just about everything a footballer can win at club level, but really, what he most excels in is How To Balls Up A Brilliant Career By Completely Mismanaging A Scandal Surrounding Your Sex Life Forever And Ever. So badly has Giggs played the whole injunction/Imogen Thomas thing, is that he’s [...]

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WEBTHUMP! 8 June 2011

by Mof Gimmers

10. Hark! The drunkest man in the universe walks home and we all get to laugh at him in a video – Hammered 9. I HOPE YOU LIKE PAIN! (Oldie, but goodie) 8. A wedding, fighting, Scottish people and skid marks on the bride’s frock. What’s not to like? – OchAyeTheNews 7. Dictator biscuits anyone? [...]

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Ryan Giggs Allegedly Affairs One Off With Two Injunctionless Women, Including His Sister-In-Law

by Mof Gimmers

If the rumours about Ryan Giggs are true, then he’s a class act. For years, he appeared to be the model professional footballer, quietly going about his business and winning more trophies than is decent. However, everyone (apart from sallow Man United fans) has forgotten all about that as his erect member appears to be [...]

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WEBTHUMP! 1 June 2011

by Mof Gimmers

10. Robots. Robots playing ‘catch’. Honestly. – Ball! 9. We’ve featured Dwarf Vader before on these pages and finally, episode 2 is online! Hurray! Look out for the line “it looked like a toddler had stuffed some turkey slices in an envelope.” Killer. 8. Photographs from the Daily Mail taken completely out of context. Marvellous. [...]

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Imogen Thomas Loved Him, And In Unrelated News, Stacey Giggs Will Not Allow Her Marriage To Fail

by Mof Gimmers

We don’t know where we’re at with this stupid, pointless superinjunction story. Can we say THE PLAYER’s name now? Everyone else has been screaming it from the rooftops, yet some are still saying that the superinjunction is still in place and that we’ll be in trouble if we say it. As we don’t really know [...]

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WEBTHUMP! 25 May 2011

by Mof Gimmers

10. Here is an image that asks more questions that it answers. – Eh?What? 9. Always worth hearing junk like this. 8. That tit Stuart Heritage has written about potential Countdown presenters for some mardy arsed newspaper. How brilliant. – Countdown 10. Here is an image that asks more questions that it answers. – Eh?What? [...]

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Imogen Thomas In Legal Limbo As Footballer Is Raptured By God Almighty

by Mof Gimmers

There’s been a lot of talk about a superinjunction this weekend, concerning a footballer who has allegedly been doing absolutely nothing wrong. In fact, what has happened is that the footballer in question has simply ceased to exist, with some theorising that he’s been raptured by God Almighty. In a weekend that saw internet searches [...]

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WEBTHUMP! 11 May 2011

by Mof Gimmers

10. Is this the greatest invention ever? A sofa that transforms into a snooker table! – Amazing 9. Last week in the ‘spray hovel, we got a little obsessed with ’60s Chinese girl groups. This cover of The Beatles‘ ‘Michelle’ drove us wild! 8. What the hell?! Jennifer Lopez used to be in New Kids [...]

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