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SLACKERJACK! – Turbo Turbo Turbo

by Mof Gimmers

There’s a lot of retro-games out there which look to recreate the experience of old arcade machines and 8bit consoles. However, what most of these modern takes fail to remember is that many of the old games were utterly baffling and filled with badly translated English. Sometimes, you could persist in playing an old game [...]

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SLACKERJACK! Wine Pong

by Mof Gimmers

Puzzle and logistics games are usually very dry affairs. Think of Columns and Tetris. They were functional and hugely addictive. Puzzle Bobble/Bust-a-Move meanwhile, livened things up with little dragons that puked up into your slingshot. Continuing in this fashion – sorta – is Wine Pong, which takes a very simple game and tarts it up [...]

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SLACKERJACK! Bloxorz

by Mof Gimmers

Skiving in the office is not to be underestimated. There’s a million ways of doing it. Offering to make the entire office cups of tea every 10 minutes is a good way of doing no work. Prolonged toilet breaks, with the addition of clutching your stomach when you leave the traps, to imply that it [...]

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SLACKERJACK! Big Pixel Zombies

by Mof Gimmers

The world seems to be obsessed with the undead lately. Vampires are littering our big and small screens, everyone is game for a zombie or two and, of course, we have a Tory prime minister. Oh! Let’s not forget that Amanda Holden continually gets TV work as well! It’s with the zombified that we focus [...]

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SLACKERJACK! Saunavihta Yetis

by Mof Gimmers

Yetis punching you in your emo little face? Buses trying to run you over while cannons try and shoot you with giant snowflakes? Sounds like an action packed game doesn’t it? Well it isn’t. What we have in Saunavihta Yetis is a rather gentle puzzle game where we see a shivering little character trying to [...]

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SLACKERJACK – Victorian BMX

by Mof Gimmers

There are loads of BMX games online and they all look pretty much the same with their fuzzy felt graphics and their faceless My First BMXer riders. Since when did doing massive wheelies become so cute? Well, to restore some kind of balance in the world, up pops a game that melds BMXing with death. [...]

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Slackerjack – Binuka

by Shawn Lindseth

You know how at the circus you always see a beautiful woman strapped to a big wheel spinning while some blind folded guy throws knives at her? Well cross that with Tetris and you’ve got Binuka. The blocks drop just like in Tetris – but the board spins. You use the arrow buttons, but left [...]

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SLACKERJACK – VVVVVV

by Mof Gimmers

Space. Exciting place isn’t it? It is full of spaceships! Explosions! Aliens! Lazers! Astronaut corpses floating aimlessly through the vacuum like weird intergalactic driftwood.

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SLACKERJACK: Miami Shark

by Mof Gimmers

Humans are vermin. They burn tyres for fun; drive cars around that pump out evil plumes that choke small woodland creatures until they cry themselves extinct; they puke crude oil into the sea which probably killed The Little Mermaid and Spongebob Squarepants. And now, nature wants some revenge.

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SLACKERJACK – Paradox Embrace

by Mof Gimmers

A lot of online games are brief point and click things, designed to either make you laugh or be addictive like Tetris. Very few games do either and rarely aim higher. However, sometimes, some spotty arsed programmer type really puts his (it’s invariably a ‘him’) back into it and tries to make something a bit smarter than a crappy puzzle game and goes for a full-on platform romp. Welcome to Paradox Embrace.

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