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SLACKERJACK – This Is The Only Level Too

by Stuart Heritage

Remember This Is The Only Level? We hope so. God, it was wonderful. So simplistic and playable and impossible that it’d make Jesus cry. The good news is that This Is The Only Level is back, in the guise of This Is The Only Level Too. And it’s somehow even more impossible than the original. [...]

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SLACKERJACK – Primary

by Stuart Heritage

If you took all the online games in the world and then removed all the ones labelled ‘platform games… with a twist’ you’d be left with a very bare reserve indeed. Primary is a platform game… with a twist. No, wait, come back. This one’s actually quite good. In Primary you play a man who [...]

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SLACKERJACK: Abduction

by Stuart Heritage

You know who we’ve always felt sorry for? The aliens in Space Invaders. How do we know they meant ill? Maybe they just wanted to ask for a cup of tea or something. And how do we repay them? Blowing them up, that’s how. Mankind is always the biggest monster. But luckily Abduction gets to [...]

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SLACKERJACK: Crate Crash

by Stuart Heritage

And now for something mindlessly easy – it’s Crate Crash. Literally all you do in Crate Crash is crash some crates. That’s it. You click near them, there’s an explosion and they blast off the screen. Obviously there’s a little more to it than that – as the levels progress it gets slightly harder to [...]

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SLACKERJACK: Balloon In A Wasteland

by Stuart Heritage

And the award for most depressingly-titled online game ever made goes to… Balloon In A Wasteland. Honestly, imagine a balloon in a wasteland. Imagine it. Now stop crying. But forget the name, because Balloon In A Wasteland is immensely playable. You’re a balloonist who crashes in a wasteland, and you have to repair the balloon [...]

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SLACKERJACK: Last Egg Alive

by Stuart Heritage

Great, Last Egg Alive, why don’t you give yourself a name that attributes life to eggs and will therefore cause a number of heated discussions among vegetarians and abortion campaigners? You idiot. Silly name aside, Last Egg Alive is a game where you play an egg and you have to jump around collecting other eggs [...]

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SLACKERJACK: Rabbit Rustler

by Stuart Heritage

Like many spaceship-dwelling cowboys who own giant carrots which flit in and out of existence, the thought of rabbits being eaten by farmers probably appals you. Luckily, as a spaceship-dwelling cowboy who own a giant carrot which flits in and out of existence, you’re perfectly equipped to save the rabbits. Just look at Rabbit Rustler. [...]

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SLACKERJACK: Bloat

by Stuart Heritage

Sometimes you get IQ test questions that are all like ‘If all zigs are zogs, but only some zogs are quargs, then are all quargs zigs?’ – well, Bloat is sort of an online game version of that. Sort of. In Bloat you’ve got three coloured creatures. If the blue ones eat the red ones, [...]

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SLACKERJACK: Blobber

by Stuart Heritage

Blobber might look like a simplistic online game to you, but it’s not. In fact, it’s a complex morality tale. You see, in Blobber, you’re a medium-sized ball. You eat the balls smaller than you, and you need to be careful of the balls bigger than you, because they eat you. The aim of Blobber [...]

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SLACKERJACK: Werebox

by Stuart Heritage

If you like balls, and you like boxes, and you also like being REALLY SCARED, then we think we’ve found the game for you. So long as you have quite low expectations about the being really scared thing. It’s Werebox – a game about boxes that turn into balls! Spooky! That nonsense premise aside, Werebox [...]

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