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SLACKERJACK – Blast RPG

by Stuart Heritage

You know those games where you shoot stuff out of a cannon? And you know games like Zelda that you’ve never really got into because they seem a bit too geeky and time-consuming? Great news – the perfect hybrid of those two things is finally here. It’s Blast RPG! You fire a little Zelda-type thing [...]

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SLACKERJACK – Art Thief

by Stuart Heritage

Well who knew? Turns out that the hardest part about being an art thief is the amount of  lifts you have to use. You learn something every day, don’t you? Seriously, play Art Thief and you’ll understand. You have to run around stealing art from museums and handing it to your girlfriend, who’s dangling from [...]

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SLACKERJACK – ClueSweeper

by Stuart Heritage

Like Minesweeper? Like Cluedo (or Clue, as some idiots call it)? GOOD! That means that you’re going to love ClueSweeper, because it’s a little bit of both. Here’s how it works – someone has been murdered. You have six suspects, and every click of your mouse uncovers another tiny detail surrounding the crime. Can you [...]

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SLACKERJACK – Redder

by Stuart Heritage

Redder is an unashamedly 1980s game – we say that not because of its blocky graphics or spare soundtrack, but because it’s quite bloody bleak. You’re a spaceman in Redder, and it’s your job to wander around a seemingly endless around of screens looking for little diamonds. All by yourself. There’s nobody to help you, [...]

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SLACKERJACK: Sushi Cat

by Stuart Heritage

Sushi Cat! Sushi Cat! Everybody Loves Sushi Cat! Hey, who’s that? Oh, it’s SUSHI CAT! This is a game called Sushi Cat, in case you hadn’t noticed, and it’s about a cat that eats a lot of sushi. And it’s wonderful. Sushi Cat takes the form of a kind of fish-based Pachinko game, where you [...]

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SLACKERJACK – Wake The Royalty

by Stuart Heritage

Damn those geometric monarchs, coming over over here and falling asleep on bits of wood. Why, we ought to teach those bastards a lesson! What’s that? We CAN? By playing Wake The Royalty, the planet’s leading wood-based geometric monarch-waking game? Oh, thank God for that. In Wake The Royalty, you have to make bits of [...]

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SLACKERJACK – ImmorTall

by Stuart Heritage

Got that Friday feeling have you, yeah? Happy that the days are getting longer and spring is almost here, yeah? Well tough, because here’s ImmorTall – the saddest game in all the world. We can’t tell you too much about ImmorTall, because that would spoil the severe emotional jolt you’re bound to experience at the [...]

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SLACKERJACK – Bloons Super Monkey

by Stuart Heritage

Just when you thought that they couldn’t force out any more Bloons spin-offs, they’ve gone and done it. But Bloons Super Monkey is different. Bloons Super Monkey is more like an old-fashioned shoot ‘em up than anything – your monkey has to pop all of the balloons that come pouring down on him from above. [...]

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SLACKERJACK – MegaDrill

by Stuart Heritage

Remember Hedgehog Launcher? Good, because MegaDrill is that in reverse. Rather than fling a hedgehog into space to collect coins dangling from the sky, MegaDrill gets you to plough into the ground to collect coins lodged in the Earth’s crust. And rather good it is, too. MegaDrill gives you 25 goes to dig into the [...]

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SLACKERJACK: Windscreen Wiperz

by Stuart Heritage

Here’s a groundbreaking piece of brilliance for you – Windscreen Wiperz. It’s amazing. You play a raindrop, you see, and you have to guide it around a windscreen picking things up as it gets longer and… Oh, hang on, it’s Snake. Still, when was the last time you played Snake on your phone? Years ago, [...]

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