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SLACKERJACK – Learn To Fly

by Stuart Heritage

And now for a game that we’ve played for what seems like 18 hours straight – Learn To Fly. Why have we played Learn To Fly for so long? Put simply, it’s awesome. You’re a penguin and you need to learn how to fly, which you do by incrementally gaining money for achieving set goals. [...]

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SLACKERJACK – ChuckaBOOM!

by Stuart Heritage

If Bloons taught the world anything, it’s that destroying things in a finite number of moves can be fun. ChuckBOOM! has learnt that lesson well. The aim of ChuckaBOOM! is to destroy a load of stars by throwing bombs. The USP of ChuckaBOOM! is that the bombs are on fuses, so you have to figure [...]

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SLACKERJACK – Droid

by Stuart Heritage

Droid is three quarters of a brilliant game. The idea’s an old one – move your character from one side of the level to the other – but it’s done nice and effectively. You’re a droid, see, so you’ve got a ruddy great gun to shoot stuff with. The only problem with Droid is the [...]

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SLACKERJACK – Pizza City

by Stuart Heritage

If you found GTA 4 a little too expansive, then Pizza City could be for you. It’s similar, but simpler and a bit more rubbish to look at. In Pizza City you have to drive around a city delivering pizzas, but the thing is the city is gigantic. It’s incredibly impressive for an online game. [...]

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SLACKERJACK – Michael Jackson: This Is It

by Stuart Heritage

A while ago we told you that Michael Jackson’s big O2 comeback might not happen because of a lawsuit.

Well, even if he manages to beat that there’s another thing that might go wrong. And that’s, obviously, that parts of Michael Jackson’s body might start falling off. That’s essentially the point of Michael Jackson: This Is It – how long can you keep him together for?

Play Michael Jackson: This Is It

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SLACKERJACK – Survival Hero

by Stuart Heritage

We haven’t got a clue what Survival Hero is about. Not a clue. It doesn’t make any sense from any perspective whatsoever.

So let’s try and describe Survival Hero the best we can. There’s a face on the screen. You play a sort of upside down face who has to touch the other face. And every time you do, another little face pops out and flies around. If you touch the little face, you die. See? Weird.

Play Survival Hero now

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SLACKERJACK – Spewer

by Stuart Heritage

Spewer is a typical run and jump game, but with a twist. Can you guess what the twist is?

Here’s a hint – the game’s called Spewer. That’s right – it’s a puke game. In Spewer you run and jump and puke. And then eat the puke if you need to. Why? We really don’t know why. And we’re scared. We’re so scared.

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SLACKERJACK – RotatSpin

by Stuart Heritage

We’ve become convinced that RotatSpin will either give us nightmares for the rest of our lives or send us to a mental home.

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SLACKERJACK – Frequent Dier

by Stuart Heritage

An admission: Frequent Dier is only a Slackerjack because its name made us laugh briefly. But is it any good? Sort of – in Frequent Dier you need to throw – yes, throw – a man as far as possible before he clatters into a cactus and dies, all the while upgrading his attire. This [...]

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SLACKERJACK – GTI Project

by Stuart Heritage

Oh now this is brilliant. Quite, quite brilliant. GTI Project is the very thing we’ve wanted to see for years – an online Scalextric game. And GTI Project couldn’t be simpler, either – hold down your mouse to speed up, take your finger off the mouse to slow down. Slow into the corners and fast [...]

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