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SLACKERJACK – Roly-Poly Cannon 2

by Stuart Heritage

Killing foreign-looking things with bombs – not really that acceptable most of the time, but apparently it’s the most normal thing in the world for Roly-Poly Cannon 2. You might remember the original Roly-Poly Cannon, where you had to destroy a number of spherical enemies by blasting them with a cannon in a number of [...]

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SLACKERJACK – Cat Cat Watermelon

by Stuart Heritage

You! Do you like CATS? Do you like WATERMELONS? Do you like STACKING THINGS ON TOP OF EACH OTHER? You DO? Well good. Because it turns out that’s pretty much the sole aim of the wonderfully-titled Cat Cat Watermelon. In Cat Cat Watermelon you need to stack a series of cats and watermelons on top [...]

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SLACKERJACK – Straw Hat Samurai 2

by Stuart Heritage

Remember Straw Hat Samurai? Of course you do – it was brilliant. And it won awards and stuff. Again, it was brilliant. And, somewhat inexplicably, Straw Hat Samurai 2 is even better. The aim is just the same as before – you’re a samurai and you need to slash away at your enemies using your [...]

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SLACKERJACK – Leaf Blight

by Stuart Heritage

Yes, this is a game called Leaf Blight, which means that, yes, this is a game about bacterial horticulture. Wait, where are you all going? In fact, Leaf Blight is a fun, slightly maddening online game. The aim of Leaf Blight is to pluck all the dead and decaying leaves from a tree in a [...]

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SLACKERJACK – Bunny Charm

by Stuart Heritage

Bunny Charm throws its premise out there like it’s the most natural thing thing in the world – you’re a gunslinging rabbit who has to run around town shooting a load of disembodied finger-zombies. Not that any of it matters, of course, because once you’ve dismissed all the rabbity finger nonsense you’re left with quite [...]

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SLACKERJACK – Bomber Blastic

by Stuart Heritage

Now, let’s be fully aware before we start that ‘blastic’ isn’t even a real word. It’s stupid. Games that invent new words are stupid. In fact, they’re worse than stupid. They’re glabutz. Why the unusually long intro? because Bomber Blastic is basically one of those chain reaction games where you blow something up and that [...]

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SLACKERJACK – Hell Cops

by Stuart Heritage

Being a cop in hell seems like an unenviable task, doesn’t it? Isn’t the point of hell that everyone there is up to no good? Stupid hell cops. Luckily Hell Cops isn’t actually set in hell – it’s set in some kind of suburban wasteland. And you don’t have to do much policework either – [...]

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SLACKERJACK – BridgeCraft

by Stuart Heritage

Given our recent utter failure at bridge-building online games, we decided that the best thing we could do was to find a bridge-building online game for children.

And that’s what BridgeCraft is – it couldn’t be aimed at kids any more if it was covered in tartrazine. It’s full of colours and big-eyed characters and jaunty music. And you know what? We’re still crap at it.

Play BridgeCraft now

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SLACKERJACK – Super Karoshi

by Stuart Heritage

If all videogames were based on the player’s inability to stay alive, we probably wouldn’t have been beaten up so much at school.

But at least Super Karoshi comes as some sort of compensation. The aim of Super Karoshi is an age-old one – all you need to do is hurl yourself onto some spikes and die. But this being an online game of some repute, Super Karoshi doesn’t make it as easy as you’d like.

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SLACKERJACK – Liquid Measure

by Stuart Heritage

Proving that we know exactly what it is that our readers want, here’s Liquid Measure – a game about fluid. All Liquid Measure asks you to do is get a bunch of water from one receptacle to another one without spilling any, for this is the age of the environment and spilling water is just [...]

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