Articles tagged with: online game
SLACKERJACK – ClickPlay 2
ClickPlay 2 is adorable and frustrating at the same time, much like a beautiful woman or a puppy who won’t stop pooing on your carpet. It couldn’t be simpler to play - in ClickPlay 2 you just need to complete levels by clicking your mouse as little as possible. But since the levels variously involve minigolf, ...
SLACKERJACK – Ultimate Assassin 2
Holy Jesus, Ultimate Assassin 2 has got to be the tensest game we’ve ever played. It’s unbearably tense. It’s beyond tense. It’s heart-poundingly, pant-poopingly tense. We mean it. The aim of Ultimate Assassin 2 is to kill a single target and then escape the room without detection. But that’s almost impossible thanks to all ...
SLACKERJACK – Small Worlds
As far as we can tell, you can’t die in Small Worlds. You just sort of wander around a bit. But, Jesus on a skateboard, is it ever fun. Small Worlds is essentially an exploration game, where every step you take shows you more and more of your surroundings. It’s not an urgent game by any ...
SLACKERJACK – Wake Up The Box
Wake Up The Box is a real fairytale of a game. We say that because - like all good fairytales - it’s simple, charming and liable to give you terrifying nightmares. At heart, Wake Up The Box is a physics game, where you place items on a level in the hope that ...
SLACKERJACK – Icicle
We have to admit, we’re not sure that we’re sold on Icicle. You play a naked bald man riding through the arctic on a child’s bicycle and, well, that’s about it. The aim of Icicle is to get your bald little man across eight levels, all of which are festooned with traps and falling rocks and geysers that ...
SLACKERJACK – Gimp Roulette
Today in Unbearably Irresponsible Gimp-Based Online Games, we bring you Gimp Roulette. Yes, it’s Russian Roulette, but with a gimp. Playing Gimp Roulette is just the same as playing real Russian Roulette - you pass a loaded gun backwards and forwards between you and a gimp, and the first one to shoo themselves in the head ...
SLACKERJACK – Monster Evolution
The worst thing about Cloverfield was that all the characters were dicks, so you ended up siding with the monster. In Monster Evolution, that problem doesn’t exist. Because, you see, you are the monster. You run around eating people and then, once you’ve eaten enough, you evolve. Depending on the evolutionary path you’ve chosen, you end ...
SLACKERJACK – Toss The Turtle
Here’s an embarrassing admission - we recently played Toss The Turtle for two and a half hours without a break. And not just because Toss The Turtle sounds like it should be about masturbation, either. Instead it’s one of those ‘throw a thing and see how far it’ll go’ things that you’ll have played ...
