Articles tagged with: online game
SLACKERJACK – Monster Evolution
The worst thing about Cloverfield was that all the characters were dicks, so you ended up siding with the monster. In Monster Evolution, that problem doesn’t exist. Because, you see, you are the monster. You run around eating people and then, once you’ve eaten enough, you evolve. Depending on the evolutionary path you’ve chosen, you end ...
SLACKERJACK – Toss The Turtle
Here’s an embarrassing admission - we recently played Toss The Turtle for two and a half hours without a break. And not just because Toss The Turtle sounds like it should be about masturbation, either. Instead it’s one of those ‘throw a thing and see how far it’ll go’ things that you’ll have played ...
SLACKERJACK – Colour My World
We like Colour My World because it has a title that makes it sound like a particularly bad mid-1990s R&B ballad. But that’s not the only reason. It’s also a strangely melancholy little online game, too. In Colour My World you play a little stick man in a monochrome world, slowly bringing it to ...
SLACKERJACK – Cover Orange
The story of Cover Orange is an age-old one - how do you stop the talking, human-faced oranges from being attacked by the evil cloud that rains ninja stars? It’s simple, idiots - you put boxes and barrels and wheels in the way. And that’s all Cover Orange is - you put boxes and barrels and ...
SLACKERJACK – Upgrade Complete
In Upgrade Complete, you have to upgrade everything. In fact, you can’t even start until you’ve upgraded the game to have a start button. That’s just how Upgrade Complete rolls. Everything can be upgraded, from the weapons to the sound to the graphics. It all ads up to make Upgrade Complete quite a spiffy little game. ...
SLACKERJACK – Training MicroMonk
Because the main problems with MicroMonks, isn’t it? They crap all over the place. Wait, hang on, that’s not the point of Training MicroMonk. The point is that you have to make a monk - a MicroMonk if you will - stand on top of a mountain and fend off the vegetables that get flung ...
SLACKERJACK – Little Wheel
Little Wheel is unquestionably the most beautiful game we’ve ever featured as a Slackerjack. Everything is just perfect - the design, the animation, the music. Little Wheel is lovely. In Little Wheel you play a robot who has to reconnect the electricity supply to revive all his friends. And the way you do it is just ...
SLACKERJACK – Super Crazy Baseball Maniac Deluxe
Just look at that title. is there honestly a single part of Super Crazy Baseball Maniac Deluxe that doesn’t make you want to play it right now. Apart from the Baseball part, obviously. You’re not idiots. But relax, because Super Crazy Baseball Maniac Deluxe has barely anything to do ...
