Get Hectored At By Michael Moore, For Free, Online, Now!
Hey kids, can't work out if you can be bothered to vote yet? Would a movie about a fat bloke lobbing noodles at some students help? It would? Why that's just great, because
Michael Moore's new movie Slacker Uprising is now available to view for free on the internet, provided that you're American and literally have nothing better to do with your time.
Slacker Uprising is, of course, Michael Moore's way of urging the young voters of America to wake up and vote in the coming general election. Well, at least that's what he says. It's clearly Michael Moore's way of urging young voters to vote Democrat, otherwise it wouldn't be called Slacker Uprising. If he wanted people to vote Republican he would've called it something else, like Hey You! Get Off My Yacht! My Father Owns This Bay, You Dirty Mexican!
SLACKERJACK – Five Minutes to Kill Yourself
Office work = boring. We all know this, yet loads of us still do it. But why bother, when you could just kill yourself? Well, maybe that's a bit far, so instead why not just play the game
Five Minutes to Kill Yourself? It manages to tick the right boxes - you work in ...
SLACKERJACK – Dad ‘n’ Me
Bullying is a serious issue, and it's never funny. Well, apart from the times when it's funny. But it's certainly never fun. Well - again, it is. Sometimes. But still, shut up.
Anyway, it's more fun now, with
Dad 'n' Me coming to waste a bit of your day in fine Slackerjack fashion. A scrolling beat 'em up - ...
SLACKERJACK – Masq
It's nice to find a free game that craps all over many of those commercially available. While
Masq may not be one of the best lookers out there - though it is home to a distinctive style - it manages to captivate in the small doses it offers with some fine, branching storylines and a level of freedom most ...
SLACKERJACK – Throw Paper
This reminds us of an episode of The Simpsons. Marge is trying to the kids to do the gardening, but they refuse on the grounds it's boring - later in the same episode Bart gets really excited when he sees a videogame called 'Virtual Gardener' or something along those lines, and rushes to play.
Great joke, of course. And ...
SLACKERJACK – Basho Kioku
Having a strong memory is one of the most worthwhile assets in a person's life. It means they can remember... things... about stuff. And not... forget them.
Anyway -
Basho Kioku is a simple memory game that is sure to test your ability to the fullest. Simply click on a square - that's a level done. Repeat until ...
SLACKERJACK – Death Worm
Tremors was excellent - everyone knows that. As was Dune - well, the game at least. Well, Dune II at any rate. Basically, things with giant subterranean worms in them are great, though usually because you get to see
Kevin Bacon stoving their heads in over a couple of hours.
But what would it be like to actually ...
VIDEO: Ooh, There’s A Quantum Of Solace Teaser-Blip Online
You might have been wondering what the new James Bond move Quantum Of Solace will be like - surely it can't be as bad as the title, right?
Well, get ready to find out. The first footage from Quantum Of Solace has appeared online, and it gives a dead-on indication of what the finished movie will be like - it'll be ten seconds long and mostly about James Bond trying to kick a man's jaw off.
OK, so the online footage of Quantum of Solace isn't particularly revelatory - in fact watching it feels a little bit like listening to a toddler's breathless description of a petrol station blowing up - but we do have the video after the jump, and it's not something that any ADD sufferers who haven't got bored of endless parkour scenes in movies yet will want to miss.