Imagine if The Brady Bunch contained a story where perky mum, Carol, had an affair with the mayor of New York and caught crabs off him. Well, it happened in real life as the actress Florence Henderson in the famed cutesy sitcom did exactly that.
She caught crabs after a one-night-stand with John Lindsay while cheating on her husband, which is exactly the kind of behaviour we expect of our celebrities.
Henderson reveals all this in her upcoming memoir, which also points out that she was cheating on her husband with a pig of a man and had a face so ugly that it could curdle a summer sky. He’s going to love reading all about that isn’t he?
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When the 16-year-old Ashton Kutcher started dating the 86-year-old Demi Moore everyone raised an eyebrow briefly, before realising that things like this happen all the time and there really was very little of interest about the pair.
Unless, of course, you imagined Bruce Willis going round every night to kick his arse like we did.
However, things are getting vaguely interesting now because there’s potential misery involved and, like most humans, there’s nothing we like more than seeing people who are richer and more talented than us suffer for absolutely no reason. Read More >>>
News likely to shock anyone with eyes, a brain, at least an ear and possibly a face just in! Love child scandal! Fiasco! Controversy! Other shocking words to grab attention!
For it seems that those who are fit to make claims – i.e. the British tabloids – are doing just that, in claiming that Michael Jackson has an illicit love-baby who is now a full-man.
Yes, a full-man named Omer Bhatti, who also happens to be a Norwegian rapper.
Well that’s it settled then – if he’s a Norwegian rapper he has to be Michael Jackson‘s illegitimate, product-of-a-one-night-stand son.
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