Mary-Kate Olsen Demands Immunity: World Raises Collective Eyebrow The loss of innocence is a big thing in the life, marking the point when they stop being a child and truly become an adult. When it comes to the world of celebrities, however, this distinction is harder to make. Thank golly gosh for the Olsens then, who we've been able to watch all their lives as they became adults! With problems! The latest occurrence in Mary-Kate Olsen's quest for womanhood has come as she seeks immunity from prosecution in the investigation into Heath Ledger's death earlier this year. Oh how she's grown!

Olsen Twins Write Book That No Sensible Human Will Read

Ever wondered who's influenced the Olsen twins the most? No, us neither - move along.

No, wait, come back. Just because you don't care who influenced the Olsen twins, we don't care who influenced the Olsen twins and we'd be frankly stunned if even the Olsen twins cared who influenced the Olsen twins, the Olsen twins are writing a book all about the people who have influenced them.

The book - tentatively titled I Totally Like That, You Know, Old Film Guy Who's, Like Dead And Stuff - doesn't have a release date. But that doesn't matter, because if you're thinking about buying the Olsen twins' book, we'll come and beat you up.