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HecklerPlay: Brit Award Nominations Announced, UK Music Curls Up And Dies

Once upon a time, bands and artists were nominated for musical awards based on the merit of the audio they committed to LPs. Now, it seems that you can predict the nominees for ceremonies months in advance. Lady Gaga could release an album where she tapes herself constructing a shelf. It could sell bugger-all, but [...]

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Nothing Happens Between People You’ve Forgotten About

by Ralph Sanders

OK, so that headline might seem like a bit of a downer, and a bit of a non-starter for such an esteemed organ as the ‘Spray. But bear with me – it’s about the X Factor – X Factor! X Factor and sex! Ok, so it’s about contestants that were on it two years ago, [...]

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Creased or Folded? hecklerspray Tells You the Way it is

by Chris Laverty

This week’s good stuff and bad. Folded: Phil Mitchell on the crack (EastEnders breaks bad) Buy a decanter (guaranteed to make you look 28% more classy. Put cognac in it though, not cold tea) Magnum P.I. vs Han Solo (ace! go!) gavelexpress.com (‘cos you never know when you might need one – and fast) Comic [...]

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X Factor Recap: That’s The Last We’ll Hear Of Joe McElderry, Then

by Stuart Heritage

So that’s it. X Factor 2009 is finally over. And in Joe McElderry, we have found a worthy winner. Well, a winner.

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X Factor: Olly Murs Is A Massive Failure

by Stuart Heritage

It’s the X Factor final tonight, and we can’t wait. Stacey Solomon, Olly Murs and Joe McElderry – which of them will snatch glory and be crowned as the new Leon Jackson? Whoever it is, at least we know that all of the X Factor finalists have big futures ahead of them. Stacey’s set to [...]

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