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Summer Glau Nude – Naughty Terminator Takes Off Her Clothes (21 PICS)

Summer glau nudeMany sci-fi fans will forever know Summer Glau as River Tam in the classic Firefly and Serenity movies. She also had the honor of being the sexiest ever android in the Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles.

Born in San Antonio Texas, Glau was a professional ballet dancer with classical training but ended up being an actor after suffering a broken toe. Her first role was in the Angel TV series where she played a ballerina.

Josh Whedon noticed her and she was eventually cast in Firefly. Apart from that, she hasn’t done much else. There also aren’t any leaked photos of her found and almost zero scandal of any sort. No sex tape, of course. Goody-two-shoes. Here’s why everyone loves her: 

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10 Celebrity Feminists that SHOCKINGLY Have Breasts!!!

March 7th, 2017 By Krysta Fitzpatrick

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So, the super educated, talented, intelligent, beautiful actress, Emma Watson, recently posed for Vanity Fair magazine to pimp out her new beastiality meets Stockholm syndrome flick, Beauty and the Beast.

Inside the magazine, Emma poses for some pics showing some side and underboob and for some reason people are losing their damn minds and coming at her for posing topless while claiming to be feminist. Jesus take the wheel here with me today…

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Olivia Wilde Can Cash in Her RRSP, Cuz She’s Old

March 17th, 2016 By Krysta Fitzpatrick

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I feel like it’s not much of a stress to say that Olivia Wilde is basically a worldwide hot babe. I mean, she typically gets cast as the hot girl: the hot new bisexual in town, seducing the sexy teens; the hot babe who takes her clothes off in front of a bunch of aliens; the hot doctor; the hot wife of the record exec…you know, basic hot babe roles. And she is by no means old; she only turned 32 a week ago!

However, back when they were casting “The Wolf of Wall Street” almost four years ago (Olivia was a whopping 28), she got turned down for the role of Leonardo Dicaprio’s hot mistress turned hot wife because she was “too sophisticated.” Flash forward a few years and it turns out “too sophisticated” in Hollywood means “Bitch, you’re old.”

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These Olivia Wilde Nudes Will Turn You On (23 PICS)

olivia wilde nudeOlivia Wilde was known very early on as her stunning role as a bi-sexual chick The O.C. She then followed that with a long-standing role as a bi-sexual doctor in House. Apart from being a lesbian and bi-sexual sex icon, she’s done a few other movies where she’s gotten naked. Which is why you’re here.

It’s not difficult to find nudes of Olivia Wilde because she’s taken off her clothes many times on screen. She clearly is confident of her own body and has no qualms about showing it off. Which is splendid because she has a really slender figure that’s a joy to behold.

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20 of the Biggest Celebrity MILFs

March 25th, 2016 By Krysta Fitzpatrick

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Remember back when Kim Kardashian “broke the internet” with her lubed up ass magazine cover? And remember how that uppity bitch Naya Rivera was all like “OMG, you’re a mother now” as if having a kid means you can’t be sexy and naked whenever you want (Naya is pregnant now, so I look forward to calling hypocrite when she poses for MAXIM after having her baby).

Women have babies all the damn time and amazingly stay insanely hot and beautiful. In fact, some of them get straight up hotter AFTER they have kids. Here are twenty celeb moms who should change their names to Febreeze because they are fresh to death.

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Olivia Wilde Without Makeup

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Oh, Olivia Wilde, how America loves thee: the sexiest lesbian on “House”, the sexiest Alien in “Cowboys & Aliens”, the sexiest…person wherever she goes.

Women would have a reason to hate her, if she didn’t have a reputation for being so darn cool. But how does Olivia Wilde look without makeup on?

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Well, mostly she just looks tired and pale. So, unfortunately for us ladies, she still looks a thousand times better than the average dame. However, when her hair is blonde and she’s decided to go “au naturale” she looks like a shiny, small town girl who has made a tragic hair mistake.

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Mila Kunis Is Desperate And Accepting Dates From Strangers On YouTube

July 12th, 2011 By Mof Gimmers

Mila Kunis clearly doesn’t think much of herself. Her self esteem is so obviously low that even we, the troglodytes of the ‘spray hovel, can feel completely superior to her. That said, she did spend a bit of time between Natalie Portman’s legs in Black Swan, whereas we have to make do with photocopies of her face with a hole poked in the mouth.

That said, Kunis used to willingly have sex with Macaulay Culkin and even we’re not that depressed and lonely.

Where we sync up is accepting sexual advances from weirdos on the internet. Jaded writers relying on the kindness of strangers is no big news, but a successful actress with a nice face? Yep. It’s true. Mila has agreed to go on a date with a US Marine sergeant who asked her out for a date on YouTube.

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Mila Kunis Talks About Justin Timberlake’s Ass, While He Talks About Sex With His Mum

July 8th, 2011 By Mof Gimmers

Justin Timberlake brought sexy back, and then promptly stopped making records because there’s more money in the movies. Seeing as we don’t have a proper male pop-superstar, we can blame JT for Justin bloody Bieber.

And Mila Kunis is the woman who indulged in some lavendering with Natalie Portman in Black Swan, which will keep most of you in mucky thoughts for a lifetime.

Both of these attractive humans appear in a film called Friends With Benefits and for the most part, they’re both naked in it. Two attractive people with no clothes on. What a nice image to have in your head, which will slowly erode your sense of worth because you begin to feel more ugly with each vinegar stroke.

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Justin Timberlake Isn’t Knocking His Uglies Into Olivia Wilde (He Probably Is Though)

April 6th, 2011 By Mof Gimmers

Hey ladies and homosexual men! How many times have you imagined having some kind of sexual activity with Justin Timberlake? Sadly for you, he’s never even considered you as a conquest because you’re as ugly as a barrel of rubber Brian Sewell masks. Sorry.

No, our Justin is linked with the world’s most beautiful women, all of whom are lucky enough to be in with a shout of seeing exactly what makes up Justin’s ‘triple threat’ (stuff to do with kissing boobs, bits and bum no doubt, the mucky bugger).

However, one person who isn’t flashing her under carriage at JT is Olivia Wilde who you’ll know as being that woman from Tron or something.

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Olivia Wilde Is The Hottest, Whoever Olivia Wilde Is

May 14th, 2009 By Stuart Heritage

Olivia Wilde, Maxim, Maxim Hot 100, Hottest womanAre you a fan of the TV show House? Is it because you’re also a fan of watching the exact same thing happen week after week?

Or is it because of Olivia Wilde? It can’t be because of Olivia Wilde, because nobody actually knows who Olivia Wilde is. Unless you’re a reader of Maxim, that is, because it’s just named Olivia Wilde as the woman who most horny adolescent boys imagine while they thrash away at their exhausted red-raw todgers with their clammy little hands the second that their parents leave the house.

Or the world’s hottest woman. Either/or.

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