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Oliver Stone Wants To Make Bush: The Movie

Oliver Stone sure does love making movies about presidents. Well, presidents and ancient Greek kings. And fat singers.

But let's concentrate on the president bit for the time being, because Oliver Stone says that he's got a script written about George Bush, and he's itching to get it turned into a movie before Bush stops being president.

Stone's film is thought to hinge on some of the most difficult decisions George Bush ever had to make, primarily the seminal three-day deliberation on whether pretzels go down your food hole or your air hole. History has already taught us his findings on that matter.