Not so long ago Uncle Hecklerspray sat you on its knee and told you about Mariah Carey?s champagne-inspired ?Best Breakthrough Actress? award acceptance speech at the Palm Springs International Film Festival awards.

Well, it's time to nestle yourselves back onto Uncle?s lap again. That's it, get comfortable. Why don't you fetch yourself a nice big mug of Horlick?s and listen to your Uncle H tell you about some more celebrities who’ve been on TV worse for wear. Say, 12 of them? Okay.

Just don't touch Uncle Hecklerspray?s beard while he's talking?