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Spielberg & Will Smith Set To Make Old Boy Much Rubbisher
If you've ever wanted to see Will Smith cut out his tongue for doing something unspeakable to a member of his own family, it's your lucky day. And that's because, as part of Hollywood's ongoing quest to take every movie that you've ever enjoyed and smear a big layer of stupid right across it, it's thought that Steven Spielberg and Will Smith are all set to team up on a remake of the Korean revenge drama Old Boy. Nobody knows for sure why Steven Spielberg and Will Smith want to take something as stylish and critically acclaimed as Old Boy and ruin it with a needless remake, but the word on the street is that it's down to how many things rhyme with Old Boy - like 'Mould Toy', 'Cold Ploy' and 'Bold Joy'. That way it's much easier for Will Smith to rap about it when he comes to record the new Old Boy theme-tune, you see.
If you've ever wanted to see Will Smith cut out his tongue for doing something unspeakable to a member of his own family, it's your lucky day. And that's because, as part of Hollywood's ongoing quest to take every movie that you've ever enjoyed and smear a big layer of stupid right across it, it's thought that Steven Spielberg and Will Smith are all set to team up on a remake of the Korean revenge drama Old Boy. Nobody knows for sure why Steven Spielberg and Will Smith want to take something as stylish and critically acclaimed as Old Boy and ruin it with a needless remake, but the word on the street is that it's down to how many things rhyme with Old Boy - like 'Mould Toy', 'Cold Ploy' and 'Bold Joy'. That way it's much easier for Will Smith to rap about it when he comes to record the new Old Boy theme-tune, you see.
