We’re pretty sure that the intended worth of a US dollar bill directly dictates the size of paper it’s printed on. A $1 bill is regular size, a $5 is a little bigger and a $100 is twenty times the size of the five. We read this somewhere, we really did.
That said, Lindsay Lohan is about to get a bill that’ll just be perfect for snorting several hundred pounds of coke at once. If she still does that sort of thing on the far side of rehab, that is.
OK! Magazine is rumored to be offering the former parent trapper a cool one million dollars for the rights to her first post jail interview. We tend to think this true as we’ve always found the unorthodox use of exclamation points very convincing.
Despair is a pretty common theme when it comes to writing about celebrities – especially when it comes to their impact on popular culture.
