Let’s play Good News/ Bad News. Bad news: there’s a Jennifer Lopez sex tape. Good news: it doesn’t star Ben Affleck.
Bad news: it does star Jennifer Lopez. Good news: you won’t be seeing it any time soon. And it might not be a sex tape. And it might not even star Jennifer Lopez. But Jennifer Lopez has decided to get it blocked anyway, just on the off-chance that it really does contain depictions of her vast posterior jiggling up and down on top of a bloke somewhere.
Just to reiterate, though, it definitely doesn’t star Ben Affleck. So you might lose your dinner by watching it, but at least you’d keep your eyesight.
