Let OJ Simpson's predicament be a warning to all would-be armed robbers - it's important to increase morale in your posse-members, either by offering them better pay, more holiday time or holding regular ice cream parties for them.

OJ Simpson neglected to do any of these things when he was recruiting his rowdy gang of crooks for his alleged armed robbery of a hotel room last month, so it's no surprise that they're all quickly turning on him. It's been revealed that a third member of OJ Simpson's goon-squad has accepted a plea deal with prosecutors that will see him get a lighter punishment in return for a testimony against OJ Simpson in court - a situation that could have been easily avoided if OJ Simpson had just shown some appreciation for his supposed accomplices by remembering the date of their wedding anniversary or holding some kind of team-bonding Hot-Cha-Cha Chili Cook-Off competition for his knuckle-dragging traitorous renegade henchmen.