Imagine a world where OJ Simpson wasn’t allowed to run around freely with the wind billowing in his hair.
What a rubbish world that would be. Sports memorabilia dealers would be able to conduct hotel room transactions without the constant threat of being raided by a disgraced celebrity and his gang of armed thugs. Nobody would write books explaining how they’d murder their ex-wife if they’d murdered them before they were actually murdered. Sadly, since OJ Simpson was imprisoned, that’s the world we live in now.
But not for long – OJ Simpson might be released from jail soon! Hooray!
