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SLACKERJACK – Five Minutes to Kill Yourself

August 21st, 2008 By Ian Dransfield

five minutes to kill yourself slackerjack free online game office suicide adult swimOffice work = boring. We all know this, yet loads of us still do it.

But why bother, when you could just kill yourself? Well, maybe that’s a bit far, so instead why not just play the game Five Minutes to Kill Yourself? It manages to tick the right boxes – you work in an office, you’re pissed off, you want to kill yourself. Textbook.

Travelling around the workplace you can talk to people, pick stuff up and interact with objects, all with the goal being to stop yourself from being alive. It’s quite funny, if we do say so ourselves. It’s also very simple and a great timewaster – though only in five minute blocks.

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SLACKERJACK – Throw Paper

August 13th, 2008 By Ian Dransfield

throw paper slackerjack free online game addictive fun officeThis reminds us of an episode of The Simpsons.

Marge is trying to the kids to do the gardening, but they refuse on the grounds it’s boring – later in the same episode Bart gets really excited when he sees a videogame called ‘Virtual Gardener’ or something along those lines, and rushes to play.

Great joke, of course. And then you get confronted with Throw Paper, and you feel a bit guilty. Because you’re doing the same thing. Instead of actually throwing paper balls into a wastebasket, you’re doing it virtually, on your computer.

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