10 - Sleeping giraffes: adorable or nightmarish? – Image

9 - Colombia realises that Iron Maiden are terrible, has a little riot about it – Colombiareports

8 - A sunglass launch at a department store doubles nicely as a ‘spot the bastard’ contest – Holymoly

7 - Well, hey, turns out that some child prodigies don’t end up killing themselves because of all the pressure their parents put them under after all – Mentalfloss

6 - The stupidest children in the world – I Am Bored

5 - Videogame characters that look like sex offenders! Yay! – Destructoid

4 - Hey America, we’re almost as fat as you now. EAT FASTER! – Independent

3 – Amy Winehouse can’t get into America. For some reason – Popsugar

2 – This is doing our octopus phobia no good. No good at all – YouTube

1 - This is easily, easily better than the actual Watchmen movie…

10 - Heard enough about Christian Bale yet? Family Guy doesn’t seem to think so…

9 - Yet more evidence of why Yahoo Answers is the best website on the planet – Image

8 - How much money did Madonna make last year? An OBSCENE amount, that’s how much – Billboard

7 - Want to see a picture of David Beckham getting choked? OK! – Popsugar

6 - Just what the world needs: a chocolate shortage – ABC

5 - Creepy creepy creepy toys – io9

4 – OCTOPUS WITH A JAR! – I Am Bored

3 - Quiz: can you recognise companies by their logos? Yes you can, but you sure will feel dirty afterwards – Sporcle

2 - The Simpsons title sequence has changed, so we’ll all be able to know instantly whether we’re about to watch a good old episode or a crappy new one - YouTube

1 - Australia seems surprised that this has become a hit on YouTube – News

More stuff we like on the internet that we didn’t make ourselves…

5 - Shark fights octopus. Octopus wins. We build shrine to the octopus so it doesn’t come after us next.

4 - Are Orlando Bloom and Keira Knightley going to remake Saturday Night Fever? Here’s a clue – if they do, we’re getting the Anthrax out – Holy Moly

3 - Quiz: pornstar having an orgasm or member of the Republican party? – men.style

2 - Hey, which of the nine types of drinker are you? Personally we’re a little bit number two and a little bit number three, but we guess that’s what all number nines say – BBC

1 - There’s a swearing parrot in Durham. We’ll book the minibus – Metro