10 - Sleeping giraffes: adorable or nightmarish? – Image
9 - Colombia realises that Iron Maiden are terrible, has a little riot about it – Colombiareports
8 - A sunglass launch at a department store doubles nicely as a ‘spot the bastard’ contest – Holymoly
7 - Well, hey, turns out that some child prodigies don’t end up killing themselves because of all the pressure their parents put them under after all – Mentalfloss
6 - The stupidest children in the world – I Am Bored
5 - Videogame characters that look like sex offenders! Yay! – Destructoid
4 - Hey America, we’re almost as fat as you now. EAT FASTER! – Independent
3 – Amy Winehouse can’t get into America. For some reason – Popsugar
2 – This is doing our octopus phobia no good. No good at all – YouTube
1 - This is easily, easily better than the actual Watchmen movie…
3 - Quiz: can you recognise companies by their logos? Yes you can, but you sure will feel dirty afterwards – Sporcle
2 -The Simpsons title sequence has changed, so we’ll all be able to know instantly whether we’re about to watch a good old episode or a crappy new one -YouTube
1 - Australia seems surprised that this has become a hit on YouTube – News
More stuff we like on the internet that we didn’t make ourselves…
5 - Shark fights octopus. Octopus wins. We build shrine to the octopus so it doesn’t come after us next.
4 - Are Orlando Bloom and Keira Knightley going to remake Saturday Night Fever? Here’s a clue – if they do, we’re getting the Anthrax out – Holy Moly
3 - Quiz: pornstar having an orgasm or member of the Republican party? – men.style
2 - Hey, which of the nine types of drinker are you? Personally we’re a little bit number two and a little bit number three, but we guess that’s what all number nines say – BBC
1 - There’s a swearing parrot in Durham. We’ll book the minibus – Metro
