At first it sounded like the best idea ever – Octomom Nadya Suleman being filmed shagging eight men at once.
Wait, did we say best? We meant most eye-clawingly gruesome. Honestly, watching a single mother get gangbanged by eight blokes just so she can feed her family would have to be at the bottom of everyone’s must-see porn list, right after 2 Girls 1 Cup and anything starring Jodie Marsh.
However, Nadya Suleman has reportedly turned down the $1 million porn contract she was offered, which means we’ll never get to see the thing we never wanted to see. It’s weirdly disappointing, isn’t it?
