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Kim Kardashian To Follow Her Heart In 2012, Just As Soon As She Finds It

by Mof Gimmers

Poor Kim Kardashian. Aside from being bafflingly influential and disgustingly wealthy, she’s had a troubling 2011. Remember people accusing her and her family of dealing with sweat shops? Remember her 40 second marriage to some hoop chucking dillweed? Well, that’s all about to change! Yessum, 2011 has taught Kimly Kim K that, if things are [...]

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Crocodile Tears Over Brutal Chinese Sweatshop While Kim Kardashian Gets Moist For Kobe Bryant

by Mof Gimmers

The Klan Kardashian got a lovely message for the holiday season from a human rights organisation. Where they just exchanging pleasantries? Of course not. Human rights organisation are always serious, always fretting and forever shouting about stuff. Assuming that they weren’t offering high-fives to the Kardashians, we have to ask: What have they supposed to [...]

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Sara Leal Makes Lame Excuses For Bedding Ashton Kutcher

by Mof Gimmers

Just imagine how BRILLIANT it must be to be held responsible for the break-up of a really famous celebrity couple. Just think about that. You. There in your soiled dungarees, aimlessly chewing your hand. You. Breaking up some really famous people and making them HATE each other. God. That’d be amazing. However, Sara Leal – [...]

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Kim Kardashian In Heartbreaking Boot Tragedy

by Mof Gimmers

As if Kim Kardashian’s awful and gut-wrenching break-up with Kris Thingummydumbass wasn’t awful enough – not only for her, but the entire watching, breathless world – she’s been rocked by a tragedy involving boots. Did someone, possibly sick of her television antics, insert one into her backside with great force? No. It’s far, far worse [...]

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Watch As It Slowly Dawns On Kris Humphries That His Marriage To Kim Kardashian Was A Sham!

by Mof Gimmers

The Kardashians are the closest thing America has to a Royal Family. Basically, they’re incredibly wealthy, do very little to earn it and are gigantically dislikeable yet still, we watch them when they’re on the TV, muttering swear words under our breath. At least Americans don’t keep Kim Kardashian in velvet femidoms with their taxes [...]

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Nancy Dell’Olio To Get Her Bits Out & Ruin Playboy For Everyone

by Kris Silver

There’s nothing better than a nice antique leather chair to help you relax after a long day at work. Well, this theory may be put to the test with the announcement that Nancy Dell’Olio is to pose naked in an upcoming edition of everybody’s favourite spunk-rag, Playboy. The Strictly Come Dancing star is apparently really [...]

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Sara Leal Didn’t Ruin Demi’s Marriage, Ashton Kutcher’s Penis Did

by Mof Gimmers

Ashton Kutcher is getting a (let us sing it together) D.I.V.O.R.C.E. handed to him by Demi Moore after she found out that he’d been thumbing his winky into a young woman on the famous couple’s wedding anniversary. Not surprising really, right? Well, Sara Leal – the girl who received Kutch’s thrutches – has been asked [...]

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Madonna And Her Excellent Track Record With Marriage To Help Demi Moore

by Mof Gimmers

Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore and splitting up, just like loads of people’s relationships disintegrate through misdeed, tedium and contempt. It’s not earth-shattering news, but thankfully, because Kutcher is thicker than pig’s swill, there’s been amusing foot-notes. See, Kutch thought it would be fun to have sex with Sara Leal on his wedding anniversary and [...]

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Ashton Kutcher Loved Demi Moore Roughly The Same Amount As A Green Car

by Mof Gimmers

If you were married to an incredibly wealthy woman, one who probably has a fair amount of expensive shit, what would you do to try and save your marriage to her after you’d been sticking your peen into a younger woman? Would you make the kind of gesture that money can’t buy in an attempt [...]

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Demi Moore & Ashton Kutcher: Threesomes, Divorce And Vindication

by Mof Gimmers

And so, just like we all expected, Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore’s six-year marriage has ground to a wheezing halt after Kabbalah counselling surprised us all by being thoroughly useless in its attempts to save a relationship. Of course, the statements from representatives and twitter missives went into overload last night from all concerned… and [...]

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