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Emma Watson Wants To Get Naked Really Jolly Soon
When Emma Watson made her first Harry Potter movie, she was just a helpless slip of a girl. But now? Now Emma Watson is a woman, with a woman's body. Yes, now she's all grown up, Emma Watson is proud woman in possession of a full set of boobs and, if we hear correctly, a properly-functioning bottom. And she'd like nothing more than to show you. Observing Daniel Radcliffe's critical acclaim after appearing nude in Equus, Emma Watson has decided that she'd quite like to get naked, too. But only if it's artistic and integral to the plot. Or slapdash and gratuitous. She's not really bothered.
When Emma Watson made her first Harry Potter movie, she was just a helpless slip of a girl. But now? Now Emma Watson is a woman, with a woman's body. Yes, now she's all grown up, Emma Watson is proud woman in possession of a full set of boobs and, if we hear correctly, a properly-functioning bottom. And she'd like nothing more than to show you. Observing Daniel Radcliffe's critical acclaim after appearing nude in Equus, Emma Watson has decided that she'd quite like to get naked, too. But only if it's artistic and integral to the plot. Or slapdash and gratuitous. She's not really bothered.
Naked Adrienne Bailon, Disney Cheetah Girl, All Over Everywhere
It's been forever since a young Disney star got naked on the internet, so Adrienne Bailon deserves a flipping medal or something. Don't know who Adrienne Bailon is? Don't worry - neither do we! Just know that there are naked Adrienne Bailon photos all over the internet, and there's supposedly a sex tape on the way too. Best of all, Adrienne Bailon is 25 years old, so you can look at her naked photos without being terrified that the police will find the images on your hard drive and get all Gary Glitter on you. We're sure this is hugely embarrassing time for Adrienne Bailon, and the poor girl's probably worried that these naked photos will spell the end of her career - but there's no reason for that to happen. Just look at Kim Kardashian - a similar thing happened to her and she managed to last three full weeks on Dancing With The Stars. That's the big time, Adrienne!
It's been forever since a young Disney star got naked on the internet, so Adrienne Bailon deserves a flipping medal or something. Don't know who Adrienne Bailon is? Don't worry - neither do we! Just know that there are naked Adrienne Bailon photos all over the internet, and there's supposedly a sex tape on the way too. Best of all, Adrienne Bailon is 25 years old, so you can look at her naked photos without being terrified that the police will find the images on your hard drive and get all Gary Glitter on you. We're sure this is hugely embarrassing time for Adrienne Bailon, and the poor girl's probably worried that these naked photos will spell the end of her career - but there's no reason for that to happen. Just look at Kim Kardashian - a similar thing happened to her and she managed to last three full weeks on Dancing With The Stars. That's the big time, Adrienne!
Miley Cyrus in Appearing Nearly Nude Non-Shocker. Again.
No. Just no. There's a line, it was already crossed and now it's being urinated on from the other side. This has to stop. Right now. One more time, for the road, Miley Cyrus has got half naked, someone has taken photos and one more time, for the road, they have been uploaded on to the internet. And we all know how very much the world of the internet loves pictures of 15-year-olds in small amounts of clothing. She's fifteen, people. Stop it. If this were a no-name young girl from Bognor Regis then whomever uploaded these pictures would probably receive something of a slapped wrist by the local authorities, but because it's a superstar Disney child-celeb it's all fine to go plastering half the internet with scantly-clad photographs of her. Go on - search for it. You'll find them on supposedly respectable sites, including FOX News. This is the same FOX News that cries crocodile tears and attempts to whip up public outrage every time anything 'immoral' happens in the world. Apparently a small girl in her underwear doesn't qualify for that same outrage - in fact, it's news.
No. Just no. There's a line, it was already crossed and now it's being urinated on from the other side. This has to stop. Right now. One more time, for the road, Miley Cyrus has got half naked, someone has taken photos and one more time, for the road, they have been uploaded on to the internet. And we all know how very much the world of the internet loves pictures of 15-year-olds in small amounts of clothing. She's fifteen, people. Stop it. If this were a no-name young girl from Bognor Regis then whomever uploaded these pictures would probably receive something of a slapped wrist by the local authorities, but because it's a superstar Disney child-celeb it's all fine to go plastering half the internet with scantly-clad photographs of her. Go on - search for it. You'll find them on supposedly respectable sites, including FOX News. This is the same FOX News that cries crocodile tears and attempts to whip up public outrage every time anything 'immoral' happens in the world. Apparently a small girl in her underwear doesn't qualify for that same outrage - in fact, it's news.
Jack Black: Brace Yourself World, I’m Planning To Get Naked
From DIETPIXIE - Someone please give Jack Black a cheeseburger. Why? Well, for starters, shoving it in his big, fat chops might shut him up. Secondly, it could be the only way we can stop him from doing nude scenes. That's right - nude scenes!! 'Nude scenes' and 'Jack Black' - if ever there was four words that should not ...
From DIETPIXIE - Someone please give Jack Black a cheeseburger. Why? Well, for starters, shoving it in his big, fat chops might shut him up. Secondly, it could be the only way we can stop him from doing nude scenes. That's right - nude scenes!! 'Nude scenes' and 'Jack Black' - if ever there was four words that should not ...
Anyone Wanna See Britney Spears’ Semi-Naked Tits & Ass?
Come gather round children, for that most marvellous of phenomena has occurred once more. Britney Spears has got semi-naked in public. Hallelujah! As we all know, there are only two things that perpetuate the spinning of the earth on its axis these days - celebrities and naked girls. They are everywhere, constantly vying for our attention. It’s a daily clash of the titans; one day naked girls will get a unanimous victory, only for celebrities to get their sweet revenge soon after, leaving a bloody pool of tits, ass and ego all over the streets in their wake. The only time peace can be found is when the two of them merge their awesome powers together, creating that all powerful attention-grabbing freak of nature that is: the naked-girl-celebrity.
Come gather round children, for that most marvellous of phenomena has occurred once more. Britney Spears has got semi-naked in public. Hallelujah! As we all know, there are only two things that perpetuate the spinning of the earth on its axis these days - celebrities and naked girls. They are everywhere, constantly vying for our attention. It’s a daily clash of the titans; one day naked girls will get a unanimous victory, only for celebrities to get their sweet revenge soon after, leaving a bloody pool of tits, ass and ego all over the streets in their wake. The only time peace can be found is when the two of them merge their awesome powers together, creating that all powerful attention-grabbing freak of nature that is: the naked-girl-celebrity.
Lindsay Lohan’s Mum: ‘You Will Not See My Daughter’s Vagina!’
Lindsay Lohan's mum, Dina Lohan, has dismissed reports that her daughter will be getting her fanny out for upcoming independent film Florence. The news has no doubt brought a tear to the eye of a million lonely lads who, if Dina is to be believed, will have to make do with what Lindsay has put out for their consumption already – as if that wasn’t enough. But who cares about those wankers? Spare a thought for the producers of the film: you jerk-offs have only lost out on another chance to be titillated - the producers have lost the entire plot to their film!
Reasons To Be Blind #36 – Kerry Katona To Take Up Glamour Modelling
When you reach a vegetable-like state at the rope old age of 86, you’ll be wanting to look back at life happily.
You won’t want to be reminded of any embarrassing incidents, like when your mum caught you wanking over Judge Judy or when you found pictures of your mum in porno mags. Those things can be avoided, but we may be unable to stop this latest timebomb from going off. Everyone sadly knows about Kerry Katona. She promotes Iceland and was famous a long time ago. Kerry Katona also won’t piss off away from our screens. She now plans to torment us further by getting her presumably frozen tits out for us to go blind over.
