Articles tagged with: not dead
Michael Jackson’s Not Dead, As This Video Definitely Proves
You know, since Michael Jackson died - we literally haven't eaten a thing. We just can't. Well - not to say we can't eat anything. What we mean is when we eat things now - we only consume things that we think he would have cherished. Like veal. Because it's young. We haven't drank anything either - except for milk, juice, and water. Our family and friends tell us we have to eat something else or we'll die. We say we refuse to - not in a world without MJ! Lucky for our thinning frame, then, Michael's not actually dead. Here's video to prove it.
You know, since Michael Jackson died - we literally haven't eaten a thing. We just can't. Well - not to say we can't eat anything. What we mean is when we eat things now - we only consume things that we think he would have cherished. Like veal. Because it's young. We haven't drank anything either - except for milk, juice, and water. Our family and friends tell us we have to eat something else or we'll die. We say we refuse to - not in a world without MJ! Lucky for our thinning frame, then, Michael's not actually dead. Here's video to prove it.
Patrick Swayze Wants You All To Know That He Isn’t Dead Yet
The fact that Patrick Swayze is still around nine months after he was apparently given five weeks to live is clearly impressive. What's more impressive is that Patrick Swayze has got his pancreatic cancer on the run. He's responding well enough to the treatment that he's even made his own, admittedly quite rubbish-looking TV show. So Patrick Swayze doesn't seem like he's on death's door. And if you think he is, keep it to yourself, because Patrick Swayze is so furious about it that it's all he can do not to get all penultimate scene of Ghost on your arse.
The fact that Patrick Swayze is still around nine months after he was apparently given five weeks to live is clearly impressive. What's more impressive is that Patrick Swayze has got his pancreatic cancer on the run. He's responding well enough to the treatment that he's even made his own, admittedly quite rubbish-looking TV show. So Patrick Swayze doesn't seem like he's on death's door. And if you think he is, keep it to yourself, because Patrick Swayze is so furious about it that it's all he can do not to get all penultimate scene of Ghost on your arse.
Donnie Wahlberg (You Know, The Less Attractive Wahlberg) Not Hanging So Tough with Marriage
Hey, there, New Kids on the block fan(s?)! Good news! Your favourite band member that isn’t Jordan or Joey or Jonathon or Danny is on the market again, and just in time for the NKOTB reunion tour. That’s right. Donnie Wahlberg is available now that he’s getting a divorce. Word is that he wants to be unfettered for the band’s reunion, which is totally smart because you never know when some chick is going to mistake you for your hot, drastically more successful younger brother. And you gotta be ready for that, man.
Hey, there, New Kids on the block fan(s?)! Good news! Your favourite band member that isn’t Jordan or Joey or Jonathon or Danny is on the market again, and just in time for the NKOTB reunion tour. That’s right. Donnie Wahlberg is available now that he’s getting a divorce. Word is that he wants to be unfettered for the band’s reunion, which is totally smart because you never know when some chick is going to mistake you for your hot, drastically more successful younger brother. And you gotta be ready for that, man.
