Brett Michaels has spent most of his life trying hard to grossly offend God.

We’re serious here. When played backwards every single one of his albums whines on about how it was an stupid move for the Most High to invent male pattern baldness, and how Brett is keeping a tally of every single bandanna/wig combo he has to buy and one day he’s gonna submit some sort of heavenly reimbursement form.

Brett’s been mad alright – and now God seems madder. We say that only because He might have tried to kill Michaels in the face recently – on TV too.