Now we know what you’re thinking. You’re thinking that we can’t possibly top yesterday’s Eurovision profile.
And you’re right. We can’t. Yesterday we profiled the worst Eurovision song in history, and nothing can come close to even equalling its magnificent awfulness. But here’s the next best thing – the favourite to win Eurovision. Relax, though – it’s performed by a child who’ll you’ll probably want to injure.
Here, then, is the Eurovision 2009 profile for Alexander Rybak from Norway…

