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Eurovision 2009: Alexander Rybak, Norway

August 5th, 2012 By Stuart Heritage

Eurovision, Eurovision 2009, Norway, Alexander Rybak, FairytaleNow we know what you’re thinking. You’re thinking that we can’t possibly top yesterday’s Eurovision profile.

And you’re right. We can’t. Yesterday we profiled the worst Eurovision song in history, and nothing can come close to even equalling its magnificent awfulness. But here’s the next best thing – the favourite to win Eurovision. Relax, though – it’s performed by a child who’ll you’ll probably want to injure.

Here, then, is the Eurovision 2009 profile for Alexander Rybak from Norway…

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Eurovision Betting Odds: Maria, Norway

August 5th, 2012 By Stuart Heritage

The Eurovision Song Contest is less than three weeks away, and you know what that means – Eurovision betting odds!

You know MySpace? You know how it’s for the kids? Well what if you’re a kid who likes Eurovision? Then you’re stuffed, which is why the Eurovision website has launched MyEurovision – it’s just like MySpace, except you’re only allowed to talk about Eurovision. Seriously, talk about anything other than Eurovision and a sinister European man comes round and kills you in your sleep.

Here are the Eurovision betting odds for Norway, with help from Paddy Power…

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