Articles tagged with: Normal
Miley Cyrus Wishes She Was Normal, But Not Really
People, you may want to sit down - here is a Miley Cyrus story that doesn't involve any unsettling teenage nudity. We know! Crazy, huh? It seems that Miley Cyrus has passed the 'inappropriate exhibitionism' stage of her development and has already reached the 'lonely superstar isolation' mark, as demonstrated by a recent interview where she did nothing but glumly reflect on how she wishes she could be a normal teenager. That's great - as we all know, the 'lonely superstar isolation' stage is always followed by either the 'drug-fuelled career meltdown' or the 'buying a monkey and considering it to be your only friend' stage. Which path will Miley Cyrus pick? We don't care, so long as she promises not to take any more pictures of herself in the shower. We've just eaten, Miley. Honestly.
People, you may want to sit down - here is a Miley Cyrus story that doesn't involve any unsettling teenage nudity. We know! Crazy, huh? It seems that Miley Cyrus has passed the 'inappropriate exhibitionism' stage of her development and has already reached the 'lonely superstar isolation' mark, as demonstrated by a recent interview where she did nothing but glumly reflect on how she wishes she could be a normal teenager. That's great - as we all know, the 'lonely superstar isolation' stage is always followed by either the 'drug-fuelled career meltdown' or the 'buying a monkey and considering it to be your only friend' stage. Which path will Miley Cyrus pick? We don't care, so long as she promises not to take any more pictures of herself in the shower. We've just eaten, Miley. Honestly.
Britney Spears Goes Out, Shockingly Doesn’t Look A Mess
There are several ways to realise that Britney Spears has been in a bad way lately - one of them is to have eyes and/or ears. Another way is to read the news today. You see, Britney Spears turned up at a charity party at Jim Carrey's house this weekend not looking as if she'd spent the last month wide awake and screaming at the ceiling. And that's a news story, apparently. Of course it is - we all care about Britney Spears, so it goes without saying that everything she does should be held up as a shining example of what other mentally unwell, legally unfit mothers can be capable of with a nice dress, some expensive hair and make-up and a brief appearance at a movie star's fancy charity party.
There are several ways to realise that Britney Spears has been in a bad way lately - one of them is to have eyes and/or ears. Another way is to read the news today. You see, Britney Spears turned up at a charity party at Jim Carrey's house this weekend not looking as if she'd spent the last month wide awake and screaming at the ceiling. And that's a news story, apparently. Of course it is - we all care about Britney Spears, so it goes without saying that everything she does should be held up as a shining example of what other mentally unwell, legally unfit mothers can be capable of with a nice dress, some expensive hair and make-up and a brief appearance at a movie star's fancy charity party.
Miley Cyrus: It’s Normal To Be A Slut Like Britney Spears and Lindsay Lohan.
Miley Cyrus has spoken out in defence of the worth of Britney Spears and Lindsay Lohan’s lives. She has described their behavior as ‘normal’ for girls their age and suggested they have ‘good hearts’; a case of the pot defending the kettle for being black, perhaps? According to Yahoo, Miley said: Everyone has their time. And I think most 21 to 25-year-olds go through this kind of thing. Basically, they're being normal 21-year-olds, especially Lindsay. I mean, most of that's pretty normal. If you went to most high schools, I could point out Britneys and Lindsays. Everyone has their time. We hear ya, Miley, we hear ya.
Miley Cyrus has spoken out in defence of the worth of Britney Spears and Lindsay Lohan’s lives. She has described their behavior as ‘normal’ for girls their age and suggested they have ‘good hearts’; a case of the pot defending the kettle for being black, perhaps? According to Yahoo, Miley said: Everyone has their time. And I think most 21 to 25-year-olds go through this kind of thing. Basically, they're being normal 21-year-olds, especially Lindsay. I mean, most of that's pretty normal. If you went to most high schools, I could point out Britneys and Lindsays. Everyone has their time. We hear ya, Miley, we hear ya.
50 Cent Officially Better Than You, Says 50 Cent
Well it’s been certified, we are officially a piece of chewing gum on the foot of his holiness that is 50 Cent.
We may as well pack in what we’re doing now and contemplate what we did wrong in life. You see, 50 Cent has declared himself to be better then everyone else. Yup, you may have once been the cool kid in the playground who got all the foil football stickers first but now that doesn’t matter. Back then you may have been the daddy, the big cheese, number one and the mutt’s nuts, but you really aren't because 50 Cent says that he's all those things himself in what's thought to be the world's first ever instance of a rapper getting ideas above his station.
