Here at hecklerspray we have so much sweet love to give, that there's not enough humans to satisfy our seemingly unquenchable libido.
Sure we've considered bestiality but we are sticklers for social etiquette and we've heard that being balls deep in a penguin is something of a no-no.
So far the closest we've come was to let a woodlouse crawl on our male/female parts. Yes. We have both. However, we've compiled a list of non-human totty that we just wouldn't be able to resist.