Rock & Roll Hall Of Fame Shortlist: Run-DMC, Metallica, Other Old Gits
It's our favourite time of the year - the time when the shortlisted nominees for next year's induction to the Rock And Roll Hall Of Fame are announced. Why is it our favourite time of the year? Because we know that from hereon in, it's going to be a whistlestop pedal-to-the-metal seven-month funride until the bands eventually chosen to go into the Rock And Roll Hall Of Fame get properly inducted. Seven months. Seven poxy months that we'll never get back. Fun.
So who could be going into the Rock And Roll Hall Of Fame next year? Why only
Run-DMC, Metallica, The Stooges, Jeff Beck, Wanda Jackson, Chic, Little Anthony And The Imperials, Bobby Womack and
War. That's War the concept of organised military disputes between feuding nations and not War the 1970s jazz-funk fusion band responsible for hits like Why Can't We Be Friends, by the way. That struck us as weird, too.
Oscar Nominees Have Lunch & Pretend All’s Well
While everyone can agree that the writers' strike has gone on for too long, they all also secretly agree that it'd be nice if it just went on for long enough to screw up the Oscars.
However, as signs of a deal tentatively edge ever-closer, it looks like the Oscars might be business as usual again. And all the Oscar nominees had the traditional Oscar nominees' luncheon yesterday to prove it, with Academy president Sid Ganis promising that the show would go on regardless of the strike.
But that begs the question: what will the Oscars be like with no jokes, no song-and-dance numbers and no fun? Why, they'll be just like the Oscars, you halfwit.