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Noel Edmonds Tells BBC To Shove Its Licence Fee Up Its Bum
Your money used to fund Noel Edmonds you know - his gunge, his annoying sidekicks, his helicopter, his mansion and his funny little beard. It doesn't any more, though, and Noel Edmonds has got a right old cob on about it. Now that Noel's made his 'glorious comeback' - which mainly involves ordering dimwits to open boxes on daytime Channel 4 and banging on about orbs of energy like some kind of swivel-eyed fairground huckster - he's decided that everyone at the BBC is a great big idiot and so he doesn't want to pay his licence fee any more. So Noel Edmonds has stopped, because of what he describes as the BBC's 'threatening' behaviour. It's an impressive outburst, not least because the whole world - including Noel Edmonds - knows that Noel Edmonds would probably agree to host a show called Noel's Donkey Masturbation And Anthrax Hour if it could be on BBC One again.
Your money used to fund Noel Edmonds you know - his gunge, his annoying sidekicks, his helicopter, his mansion and his funny little beard. It doesn't any more, though, and Noel Edmonds has got a right old cob on about it. Now that Noel's made his 'glorious comeback' - which mainly involves ordering dimwits to open boxes on daytime Channel 4 and banging on about orbs of energy like some kind of swivel-eyed fairground huckster - he's decided that everyone at the BBC is a great big idiot and so he doesn't want to pay his licence fee any more. So Noel Edmonds has stopped, because of what he describes as the BBC's 'threatening' behaviour. It's an impressive outburst, not least because the whole world - including Noel Edmonds - knows that Noel Edmonds would probably agree to host a show called Noel's Donkey Masturbation And Anthrax Hour if it could be on BBC One again.
