Grown Up Gossip & Internet Villainy
10 – Turtles made of sausage and bacon. Why has this only just been thought of? – Geekologie
9 – To this day, this remains the greatest thing that the Olsen twins ever did – BestWeekEver
8 – This man will be king of England one day. And yet he insists on posing like a tenth-rate stand-up comedian on the front cover of his debut live DVD. We hate you, Prince William – Amy Grindhouse
7 – Damn you, Noel Edmonds, for not staying dead – Guardian
Your money used to fund Noel Edmonds you know – his gunge, his annoying sidekicks, his helicopter, his mansion and his funny little beard.
It doesn’t any more, though, and Noel Edmonds has got a right old cob on about it. Now that Noel’s made his ‘glorious comeback’ – which mainly involves ordering dimwits to open boxes on daytime Channel 4 and banging on about orbs of energy like some kind of swivel-eyed fairground huckster – he’s decided that everyone at the BBC is a great big idiot and so he doesn’t want to pay his licence fee any more.
So Noel Edmonds has stopped, because of what he describes as the BBC’s ‘threatening’ behaviour. It’s an impressive outburst, not least because the whole world – including Noel Edmonds – knows that Noel Edmonds would probably agree to host a show called Noel’s Donkey Masturbation And Anthrax Hour if it could be on BBC One again.
We're glued to game shows.
From The Weakest Link to Who Wants To Be A Millionaire, we’ve sat and watched them all. The last game show to cause the elderly to almost faint in excitement was Deal Or No Deal. A 45-minute programme where people open boxes and nothing else. Genius. The only interesting things about Deal Or No Deal were laughing at the oddball contestants and Noel Edmonds. But that’s changed!
Well, for one episode.
