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Mischa Barton: No Contest To Being A Pot-Addled Halfwit
By Stuart Heritage on Tuesday, April 8, 2008 at 2:00pm | One Comment
Mischa Barton: No Contest To Being A Pot-Addled Halfwit

Good news! Mischa Barton - the thunderingly pointless star of The OC and little else - won't be going to jail for that time she drove around blasted on pot and booze.

According to reports, Mischa Barton decided to enter a no contest plea to her DUI charges, which means her only punishment will be three years' probation, three months of alcohol education classes and a small fine.

On reflection, this is probably the best result Mischa Barton could have hoped for. By avoiding jail, Mischa has freed up a large block of time she's already sworn to spend furthering the advancement of shoddy direct-to-DVD bargain bin movies that no normal person would ever dream of watching. And the world thanks her for that.

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