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Lindsay Lohan Says No To Nudity! For Once!
Fact: the whole world has seen Lindsay Lohan's clodge, flaff, wazoo, spaceballs, flimbox, fudge-glands and arse at one point or another. It's just what Lindsay Lohan does. It's part of the Lindsay Lohan holy trinity - rubbish films, substance abuse and epic, near-relentless nudity. We've got so used to seeing Lindsay Lohan naked over the last few years that we've become desensitised to it, just like we have with violence and women that we've somehow made cry. And that's why it's so surprising to hear that Lindsay Lohan has turned down an offer of $700,000 to get naked for Playboy. Silly Playboy - if you want to see Lindsay Lohan in the nude, you don't just ask her to get naked for you - you ask her to get naked for you because you'll let her wear a Marilyn Monroe wig if she does. That's just how it works.
Fact: the whole world has seen Lindsay Lohan's clodge, flaff, wazoo, spaceballs, flimbox, fudge-glands and arse at one point or another. It's just what Lindsay Lohan does. It's part of the Lindsay Lohan holy trinity - rubbish films, substance abuse and epic, near-relentless nudity. We've got so used to seeing Lindsay Lohan naked over the last few years that we've become desensitised to it, just like we have with violence and women that we've somehow made cry. And that's why it's so surprising to hear that Lindsay Lohan has turned down an offer of $700,000 to get naked for Playboy. Silly Playboy - if you want to see Lindsay Lohan in the nude, you don't just ask her to get naked for you - you ask her to get naked for you because you'll let her wear a Marilyn Monroe wig if she does. That's just how it works.
Neil Patrick Harris: No More Stinking Britney Spears On My Show
If CBS had its way then How I Met Your Mother would become the Britney Spears Laffs & Distressing Outburst Hour. But How I Met Your Mother's Neil Patrick Harris isn't having any of it. He's decided to speak out about the idea of making Britney Spears a How I Met Your Mother regular, because growing an audience naturally is much better than shocking viewers into watching by parading unwell megastars around in front of them every week. Hear hear Neil Patrick Harris - finally, someone with the balls to speak out against this increasing over-reliance on chasing ratings through cheat stunt casting. Mediocre sitcoms that people only really watch because they're lazy and nothing else is on, you now have your champion.
If CBS had its way then How I Met Your Mother would become the Britney Spears Laffs & Distressing Outburst Hour. But How I Met Your Mother's Neil Patrick Harris isn't having any of it. He's decided to speak out about the idea of making Britney Spears a How I Met Your Mother regular, because growing an audience naturally is much better than shocking viewers into watching by parading unwell megastars around in front of them every week. Hear hear Neil Patrick Harris - finally, someone with the balls to speak out against this increasing over-reliance on chasing ratings through cheat stunt casting. Mediocre sitcoms that people only really watch because they're lazy and nothing else is on, you now have your champion.
