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Alessandra Ambrosio Nudes Found… This Changes Everything (PICS)

You probably seen the Victoria’s Secret catalog before and thought damn, this chick is smoking hot. Boys and girls, it’s time to see Alessandra Ambrosio nude.

Born to parents of Italian and Polisn ancestry in Brazil, Ambrosio is 174 cm (5′ 8″) tall and she began modeling at the age of 12. She’s done some TV shows, mainly appearing as herself because her actual life is more awesome than any role they could create.

You look beautiful. You’re adored by millions. You are paid millions to wear sexy lingerie that makes people love you even more and you’re doing all this while traveling the world with beautiful girlfriends like Gisele Bundchen and Adriana Lima. Wow.

Nicki Minaj Nude Photos Revealed – You Have to See These Now (WOW!)

What do you think about when you think of Nicki Minaj? Anaconda? Neon colored wigs and costumes? Really good rap songs? Big tits and a big ole butt? You’re probably on this page because you chose the last option. It’s okay. No one is judging.

Everyone wants to see Nicki Minaj naked. She’s flaunting her booty so much on stage and on Instagram, it’s just the next natural step in the process. A sextape will come out some time and private cellphone photos will get leaked.

Avert Your Eyes: Kris Jenner’s Nip Slip is an Ugly Sight

March 23rd, 2013 By Chris Chambers

Kris Jenner, the?ever-tasteful matriarch of the Kardashian horror show,?tweeted a photograph of herself with her disgusting,?old lady?nipples sticking out.

Because of her advanced age, you?might at first think you’re looking at?liver spots, but no. They’re nipples. The nipples of a?proud mother of six and?grandmother of two. In Kris’ defense, she did just have her knockers surgically jacked up, so clearly she wanted to flaunt her new set. And … in an interesting twist … broadcasting her nipples was actually the classy part.

Marc Anthony Didn’t Like Jennifer Lopez Because She Was Attractive In The Presence Of Others

July 20th, 2011 By Mof Gimmers

The news that Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony were getting divorced saw unprecedented sorrow in the hecklerspray hovel. We couldn’t believe that such a perfect couple had split without reminding us that they were an item in the first place. Very distressing.

So what caused this awful rift between two gulpingly attractive superhumans?

Well, Jennifer Lopez made a massive, massive mistake. She forgot that you’re only allowed to be attractive while wooing your husband. After that, you must stop being attractive at all, even if your work depends on it and, dare we say it, that was the thing that attracted your beau to you in the first instance.

Oh Look! Jennifer Lopez’s Nipple Would Like To Say Hello To Everyone At Home

June 20th, 2011 By Mof Gimmers

Celebrity boob enthusiasts! We don’t mind if you don’t want to read these words and get straight to the mammaries. Yes. There’s a picture of Jennifer Lopez’s right boob over the jump. Honestly. Go straight there. You’ll miss some jokes but the traffic is all good.

Right. For those of you who remain and want to see what words we’ll write about J-Lo’s right buster, we’re all poised like a coiled sponge to disappoint.

So what’s happening? Well, the American Idol judge allowed her bubular to hang out while appearing on a German TV show, clearly enjoying the fact that they’re all sexually liberated over there with their porn films, hairy genitalia and their penchant for tanga briefs.