We’ve heard from two different people that the greatest video game of all time is the one where you’re a nursing-home orderly on your rounds giving old folks their meds.
Why’s that so great, you ask? We’re told it’s because on bonus levels you get to pump their stomachs. But that’s way besides the point, because today we’re talking about Ninja Pop.
It’s a game where you are a secretive ninja that really doesn’t move at all, but you’re given a limited number of balls to aim with your mouse and pop everything in sight. It’s actually a good one.
And if you’d like to learn to play simply send us a money order worth $150 for every ten minutes you intend to spend online – to this address: London
Don’t worry, it’ll get here.
Or you could just play for free. You don’t need our permission.
